You say, "Forage away my little squirrel."

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Avenues of dead leaves and intertwined branches.
Leaves decay from the very branches as they fall through the air in a shower of
blackened death. Crunching piles leave little room for silence as every being
within this forest crashes throughout the huge stacks scattered everywhere. The
only avenue of approach for anything wishing some semblance of stealth is
through the trees and as the branches closely intertwine, travel becomes easier
than it appears through them. Devoted Lisae, Alyvia, Ethereal Ritualist is
here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a kite shield in her
right. Gwynn Gladheon is here. He wields a shining mace in each hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, west, and northwest.
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Alyvia follows you east.
You follow Gwynn Gladheon east to Chilly and decaying forest.

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You watch in fascination as Gwynn scampers about your surroundings, collecting
a tiny meal of nuts and berries which he devours hungrily.

*You blink incredulously at a very wierd lil boy*

*Nods in approval at Lady Nepthysia and follows suit*

Watching us spiritbond squirrel is much more amusing. This cute little giggle and everything...

No, the two things that I found the most humorous lately went something like this:

"The corpse of a baby rat darts into the shadows and disappears."

and then

"The corpse of a grassblade reed lies here"
"The corpse of a grassblade reed lashes out at you violently"

That last part may not be exact but you get the jest.

hmm..it's also amusing when you get jumped by 6 people for a random reason. That's always hilarious.

I think you deserve commendations simply for getting the Forage command to work.

When asked why forage is rarely working just answer:

Now you understand why squirrels live such a hard life.

Nuh uh, squirrels are hardcore!

Foamy is the perfect example of this.