Virgins, Bulls, Scorpions, Fesixes, Urns, Lobstrosities, and a few other things do too!

Watch out for Astral.

Especially watch out for parasites, one of them took 90% of my power reserves in one attack.

That is just plain nasty....that is close to unbelievable.

They're bugged.

I remember that. Oh, man.

I don't have any power...therefore I can't summon my fiend...therefore I always feel so lonely inside.

Don't worry. Near or far, your fiend still loves you.

That would look awesome on a t-shirt.

Fiends don't love, they pretty much just want to kill you and eat the remains.

I've always been more of a cat person Myself.

Yes.

I quite enjoy killing cats and eating the remains.

Plus fiends have scabies and I don't like itching myself into a frenzy.

I know You all probably meant Patchou to be apathetic towards anyone but the champion, but it's like You're teasing us-we get a kitty to pet, but it doesn't like us.

*makes plans to steal a cat from Celest*

Pff, you can have them, it's not like they hunts rats like they're meant to anyway. This is why we should all employ foxes and/or dogs instead of cats.
Dogs > Cats. *hum Elaria and Yepela* No matter what y'all say

Why steal a cat from Celest? They're worthless. Patchou, now that's a fun toy. *kicks his Nil Grim Horror*

Cats > Dogs. Dogs are evil and slobbery.

My fiend fondled me... now my demon shows his teeth at me... I want my fiend back!

Pfft. Foxes own dogs AND cats.

Althought I must admit that those fiends are sexy.

But foxes are cool.

Mrphle,
Fluorescena

my fiend never fondled me...that meanie.

Maybe Silvanus' fiend was gay? :ph34r:

You all know that Wombats are the single greatest creatures ever created. They defend themselves from predators by running into holes and stopping suddenly, making the predator slam into their solid bone backside and snap their neck.

Any animal that kills using its ass is okay in my books!