There was a young man, a Seren,
Who was undoubtedly the fastest of men,
And of men's strength he had ten,
But he lived in the woods,
For no city goods,
Could ever tempt this Seren.

He lived alone in the forest,
No more women or wine for he,
And when men came along,
They broke into song,
"What a pure and good-hearted Seren."

He had seen the world,
And the world seen all that was he,
He knew all the brothels,
And drank all the bottles,
And knew that a hermit was he.

Then along came one day,
A young strapping fey,
A Faeling of most darling looks,
He saw her and felt,
A thousand small hooks,
Pulling him onwards, to she.

He followed her over hill and dell,
No matter the times he panted or fell,
Until after months,
they reached the big city,
the city that He had forsoke.

There he was,
the Jaundiced Seren,
All twisted and torn was he,
Between a vow on the books,
And a girl of good looks,
And twisted and torn was he.

And when the night came,
He was near lame.
He forgot the books,
Went for the looks,
And had now more hooks than before.

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What the @#$% that was I'll figure out tommorow.

The rhyming pattern is bad...in the first verse it is:

A, A, A, B, B, A

But in the second verse it is:

A, B, C, C, D

And the third is:

A, B, C, D, C

EDIT: It is catchy, though.