10. You hit refresh viewing the forums more often then people actually post.

9. You find yourself numbed to the underpoweredness of knights, the overpoweredness of moondancers, and the travesty and trevails of the alchemists.

8. You could see flash cards of people's avatars and name the person. All of them.

7. You spend more time reading the Forums then you actually do actively playing Lusternia.

6. All announce posts seem anticlimactic because you've already heard about it and heard various pro and con voices on the boards. And honestly, you've even voiced your own thoughts, despite not having been IN the realm since it was changed.

5. You can name 5 people off the top of your head that you wish would just quit posting, and not have to think about it for a second.

4. You see the list of people and Gods at the bottom viewing the Forums, and angrily insist outloud that one of them post something to entertain you.

3. You start mentally punctuating the sentences you speak outloud with

2. You write lame Top 10 lists knowing that by the time you are done, SOMEONE will have posted SOMETHING. Maybe even something -interesting!-


AND NUMBER ONE!

1. You've read all of Desdemona's posts *rimshot*

(note, the author does not have any personal problem with any individual mentioned in the top 10 list...its just for laughs. You use the material people leave lying around for you. Also, there is no connection between #1 and #5)

yer evil.... and its only funny because its true, although I can't think of 5 people who I don't want to post... can't even think of 1.

Though I do know what you mean about the gods.

edit: I have an 11th... You look at newest posts , and your name is the only one on the "last post by" list.

lmao, so true, so true.

ROFL!

Number 7, that's me.

im number 4 and 7

I'm nr 7 now, since I deleted my char

Put me down for 11, 10, 9, 7, 6, 5, 4 and 1

10, 9, mostly 8, 7, 6, 5, and 1. Bah, I'm sad.

Hah, im worse than you! I am the Ultimate sad person on the forums!

Well, I don't know, I'm the only one who gets #2, I might still have the sadness crown And after all, where would I get the others short of personal experience?

Bah, this isn't good. Caught myself doing 3. I'm going to go find myself some coffee and honeybun and try and quit the addiction for a bit that is Lusternia. Perhaps three minutes will do.

Curses, someone discovered my secret. You KNOW you're in trouble when you actually refresh once every minute, though. Or more.

I think I have all of those... the only reason I'm on the forum more is because I can't play at work.

And yeah, Dag, it's quite sad to see that all the new posts were from me. I look, and like ten in a row say Richter.

You're Transcendant in posts.

Shiri you forgot this one.

...oh yeah. Although contrary to popular belief I don't spend THAT much more time on the forums, only when I'm too depressed to go on Lusternia and when I'm at school and the JAVA applet doesn't work. Nyehhh.

i've hardly had any time to post - i'm only here when i can't get onto zmud or lusternia's down (like now)

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "Please
do not log on."

*sneefle*

Raguel... what did you do to your dog? (ie Avatar)

It's not a) a dog a mutilated cat c) a gerbil d) a kitchenware genetics accident!!!

Its a beeeaaaarrrrr!!! .... probably

10, 8, 4, 2,
I can't log onto lusternia cause my telnet's being screwy so i now have ALL the posts

*twitch*

Just the funnies though - should really sleep.

*twich*