Unknown2004-11-16 17:38:08
Good Morning Purgatory
>>> with Jesus & Adolf
The Voice: Gooooooooooooooood Morning Purgatory! For you poor souls, caught between Heaven and Hell, here they are, your lovable bringers of Holycaust.... Adolf Hitler and Jesus the Christ!!!!
Prodcer (Off stage): You're on.
Hitler (Oblivious): ...and then you burn the books?
Jesus: No, no. THen you re-write the books.
Producer: You're on!
(Hitler and Jesus stare blankly at audience)
(Lights go out)
The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is currently expiencing technical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.
(Minutes pass. Lights come back up.)
Jesus: Good morning Purgatory! I'm Jesus,
Hitler: And I'm Adolf!
Both: And you're our bitches now!
(Both laugh)
Hitler: Oh, Jesus, you slay me!
Jesus: Anyway, moving on from Jewish fate, how was your day, Adolf?
Hitler: Oh, not bad. But you wouldn't believe the hate mail I'm still getting. Holocaust this, genocide that. You'd think I had actually managed to kill them all.
Jesus: If only, Adolf. If only.
(Both laugh)
Jesus: Though, don't worry, Adolf, I mean, WWII was sort of like one giant hate letter from Dad.
(Both laugh again)
(The Voice coughs)
Jesus: Er, right. Let's take a call, shall we?
Hitler: Hello, Caller. You're live with Jesus and Adolf!
Satan: Uh, Hi. My name is Bob.
Hitler: Hello, Bob!
(Jesus peers around the stage)
Hitler: So, what can we do for you today?
Satan: Well, I was just curious. Jesus,
Jesus: Yes?
Satan: Is it just coincidence that, like another well known worldly benefactor, you were once dark-skinned, but are now portrayed as a pastey-ass white guy?
Jesus (face replaced by Michael Jackson): I don't know what you're talking about, Bob.
Satan: So, you're saying that Catholic choir boys are all naturally sopranos?
(Audience shifts their children closer to Hitler's side)
(Line is disconnected)
(Lights go out)
The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is, yet again, experiencing technical difficulties. We'd thank you again for your patience, but, hell, you've got no where better to go!
>>> with Jesus & Adolf
The Voice: Gooooooooooooooood Morning Purgatory! For you poor souls, caught between Heaven and Hell, here they are, your lovable bringers of Holycaust.... Adolf Hitler and Jesus the Christ!!!!
Prodcer (Off stage): You're on.
Hitler (Oblivious): ...and then you burn the books?
Jesus: No, no. THen you re-write the books.
Producer: You're on!
(Hitler and Jesus stare blankly at audience)
(Lights go out)
The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is currently expiencing technical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.
(Minutes pass. Lights come back up.)
Jesus: Good morning Purgatory! I'm Jesus,
Hitler: And I'm Adolf!
Both: And you're our bitches now!
(Both laugh)
Hitler: Oh, Jesus, you slay me!
Jesus: Anyway, moving on from Jewish fate, how was your day, Adolf?
Hitler: Oh, not bad. But you wouldn't believe the hate mail I'm still getting. Holocaust this, genocide that. You'd think I had actually managed to kill them all.
Jesus: If only, Adolf. If only.
(Both laugh)
Jesus: Though, don't worry, Adolf, I mean, WWII was sort of like one giant hate letter from Dad.
(Both laugh again)
(The Voice coughs)
Jesus: Er, right. Let's take a call, shall we?
Hitler: Hello, Caller. You're live with Jesus and Adolf!
Satan: Uh, Hi. My name is Bob.
Hitler: Hello, Bob!
(Jesus peers around the stage)
Hitler: So, what can we do for you today?
Satan: Well, I was just curious. Jesus,
Jesus: Yes?
Satan: Is it just coincidence that, like another well known worldly benefactor, you were once dark-skinned, but are now portrayed as a pastey-ass white guy?
Jesus (face replaced by Michael Jackson): I don't know what you're talking about, Bob.
Satan: So, you're saying that Catholic choir boys are all naturally sopranos?
(Audience shifts their children closer to Hitler's side)
(Line is disconnected)
(Lights go out)
The Voice: Good Morning Purgatory is, yet again, experiencing technical difficulties. We'd thank you again for your patience, but, hell, you've got no where better to go!
Unknown2004-11-16 18:56:11
lmao....
