The Glare

by Unknown

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Unknown2004-11-20 02:58:04
Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "There was once a very angry woman. So
angry, it was like an aura around her. Her husband... or, at least, signifigant
other, had done so many things -- not taken out the trash, not told her she was
the most beautiful thing on the planet, expected her to have food made and on
the table by sundown, though she was a tailor and not a cook. (Granted, the
fellow had been working hard all day, and considered it rather ungrateful of
her. I personally believe there was a serious lack of communication going on.)"

Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "However!"


Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "This lack of communication turned fatal,
when the woman supernaturally shot daggers at him from her eyes!"

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.

Nika says, "Uh oh!"

Acrune clenches his fist and chortles "Ooer!"

You have emoted: Etanru bursts into noisy tears.

Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "Can you believe it? I certainly don't!
But that's how it went!"
Unknown2004-11-20 03:17:33
I'm so glad I'm Magnagoran after reading that.
Lisaera2004-11-20 15:06:41
Isune is not... all there.

She's sweet, though.
Shiri2004-11-20 15:36:24
Hee, by Her own admission too. She's lovely though.
Isune2004-11-20 18:38:48
Of course, I'm never all quite here.
Chade2004-11-21 11:42:10
You've never quite been all there, but we still love ya, even some Mags love you, and apparently we're all kill crazy fiends out to ravage, although I'm sure Chade wouldn't mind ravaging Isune... I'll keep quiet now.
Shiri2004-11-21 11:53:11
Probably for the best, Chade... huh.gif
Unknown2004-11-22 14:44:45
ravage eh?
Typhus2004-11-22 17:26:55
Heh. I think meant rampage.. or revarnish. Or something.
Unknown2004-11-22 17:59:22
hehehehe.....is that what they call it nowadays?
stagar2004-11-22 18:46:08
I am going to be the one to write Chade's biography "to ravage a goddess"

It will be a best seller, we are going to be rich Chade
Unknown2004-11-22 18:56:09
or a bush, one of the two
Niara2004-11-24 14:31:28
A bush with golden leaves
Hiriako2004-11-24 15:53:42
An excerpt from "To Ravish a Bush."

'As I approached the lovely greenery, I took a deep breath, relishing the aromatic scent of summer roses. Slipping out of my trousers, I took a deep breath and smiled, imagining what was to come. I took a step forward, having forgotten that where there was a rose, there was also a thorn..."
Unknown2004-11-24 17:27:16
LMFAO
Richter2004-11-24 18:49:31
Disturbing, and funny.

Isune may not be "all there", but She is most certainly my favorite, ic, and ooc. And I'm evil!
stagar2004-12-03 16:06:43
HAHAHAHA, To ravish a bush...that was the funniest thing i've ever seen in the funnies, 2 thumbs, a tail, and that...annoying scail that flaps around up for you man!

...I need a life, i'm to into my Dragon/Lizard RP