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EVENTS NEWS #173
Date: 5/7/2006 at 11:43
From: Anonymous
To : Everyone
Subj: The End
Today in a freak accident, Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi, set into action the total destruction of Lusternia. The esteemed general of Gaudiguch was carrying an official notice from the ministry of agriculture to Karrah Rakona, minister of trade. As he crossed by the pyromancer's guild, Guido tripped over some camel droppings. Nepthysia d'Iasani, Mistriss of the Flame and Chief Pyromancer, remarks hearing a loud cry from outside her study within the guildhall before the cataclysm.
Eyewitness reports state that Guido's lantern flew from his hand and shattered against the Eternal Flame, which had been placed outside recently to be picked up and cleaned by the city sanitation department. This instantly caused the volatile artifact to ancient power to explode in an amazing display of power, instantly incinerating five city blocks. On the fringe of the explosion was the great Gaudiguch nexus of power, which reacted by imploding and sending out a massive energy pulse that decimated the remainder of the city. The pulse of power triggered each other nexus to react in a similer way as soon as it reached them, leaving every city and commune is Lusternia a smoking ruin.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Dioni, in the year 294 CE.
status
Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi
Strength : 17 Dexterity : 8 Constitution : 18
Intelligence : 9 Size : 15 Charisma : 15
You are dressed warmly, and utterly satiated.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look opulent.
You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Serenguard, Hartstone, Moondancers, Magnagora, Nihilists, Geomancers, Ur'guard, Celest, Celestines, Paladins, Aquamancers, Hallifax, Wyvern Riders, Gaudiguch, Lisaera, Roark, Estarra, Auseklis, Terentia, Isune, Raezon, Fain, Lacostian.
You currently possess 105 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have 1 lessons available in your lesson pools.
You have played for a total of 78 days, 21 hours and 52 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 11 hours and 3 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: Ringing vibrantly, a male voice shouts, "Blah
blah blah."
You are not currently active in any family.
You have one free reincarnation.
Your motto: 'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.'
You will timeout after 10 minutes of inactivity.
honours guido
Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi (Male Tae'dae).
He is 78 years old, having been born on the 18th of Avechary, 80 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 34th in Lusternia.
He is the 17th ranked combatant with a rating of 100.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
His motto: 'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.'
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
He has earned the title of Hero to the Finks.
He has earned the title of Savior to the Gnomes.
He is ****ing retarded.
Estarra tells you, "**** you."
heartstop
EVENTS NEWS #173
Date: 5/7/2006 at 11:43
From: Anonymous
To : Everyone
Subj: The End
Today in a freak accident, Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi, set into action the total destruction of Lusternia. The esteemed general of Gaudiguch was carrying an official notice from the ministry of agriculture to Karrah Rakona, minister of trade. As he crossed by the pyromancer's guild, Guido tripped over some camel droppings. Nepthysia d'Iasani, Mistriss of the Flame and Chief Pyromancer, remarks hearing a loud cry from outside her study within the guildhall before the cataclysm.
Eyewitness reports state that Guido's lantern flew from his hand and shattered against the Eternal Flame, which had been placed outside recently to be picked up and cleaned by the city sanitation department. This instantly caused the volatile artifact to ancient power to explode in an amazing display of power, instantly incinerating five city blocks. On the fringe of the explosion was the great Gaudiguch nexus of power, which reacted by imploding and sending out a massive energy pulse that decimated the remainder of the city. The pulse of power triggered each other nexus to react in a similer way as soon as it reached them, leaving every city and commune is Lusternia a smoking ruin.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Dioni, in the year 294 CE.
status
Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi
Strength : 17 Dexterity : 8 Constitution : 18
Intelligence : 9 Size : 15 Charisma : 15
You are dressed warmly, and utterly satiated.
You are fully rested.
You are sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look opulent.
You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Serenguard, Hartstone, Moondancers, Magnagora, Nihilists, Geomancers, Ur'guard, Celest, Celestines, Paladins, Aquamancers, Hallifax, Wyvern Riders, Gaudiguch, Lisaera, Roark, Estarra, Auseklis, Terentia, Isune, Raezon, Fain, Lacostian.
You currently possess 105 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have 1 lessons available in your lesson pools.
You have played for a total of 78 days, 21 hours and 52 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 11 hours and 3 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: Ringing vibrantly, a male voice shouts, "Blah
blah blah."
You are not currently active in any family.
You have one free reincarnation.
Your motto: 'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.'
You will timeout after 10 minutes of inactivity.
honours guido
Dragonlord Guido Flagg, First of the Ghaalashi (Male Tae'dae).
He is 78 years old, having been born on the 18th of Avechary, 80 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 34th in Lusternia.
He is the 17th ranked combatant with a rating of 100.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
His motto: 'If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.'
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
He has earned the title of Hero to the Finks.
He has earned the title of Savior to the Gnomes.
He is ****ing retarded.
Estarra tells you, "**** you."
heartstop
Unknown2004-12-08 08:55:56
Disturbed little man. 
Akraasiel2004-12-08 09:18:51
Im still laughin man, thats good stuff.
Unknown2004-12-08 09:45:31
Keep doing this stuff. It's funny.
Unknown2004-12-08 11:02:56
Guido, I love you. 
Shiri2004-12-08 16:15:06
*doesn't want to have to resort to silly Lusternia boards "rofl" smiley* *needs wizards of the coast rofl smiley, dangit*
Unknown2004-12-08 16:44:21
Shiri
Surrender to the smilie.....
Surrender to the smilie.....
Unknown2004-12-08 17:08:25
Estarra's tell was funniest. Richter2004-12-08 18:45:27
Ahahahahahaha... I'm craking up at work, and everyone is like, wtf? Are you crying? Keep em up! I just might have to do one of those. 
