Unknown2004-12-10 00:34:58
The Path of War. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert.
You see exits leading north and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
n
The Path of War. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert.
You see exits leading north and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Crickets sing their songs to you from the roadside.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
n
The Path of War. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert. A red sombrero rests here, pulsating with a malign light.
You see exits leading northeast and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
blink
You blink.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
ih
"sombrero666" The Chaos Sombrero
Number of objects: 1
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
get sombrero
You pick up The Chaos Sombrero.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
probe sombrero
This fine sombero is fashioned in the traditional way, consisting of a conical top with a wide, sweeping brim that turns up at the end. This sombrero is red, crimson, the color of fresh blood, and laced with black lines. Etched all over the surface in glowing silver are runes of power, various pentragrams and other shapes that seem arranged in a purposeful way, although not one you can identify. The whole sombrero gives off a pulsating, harsh red light that almost hurts to look upon. When gazed at for too long you can hear the echoing voices of the damned reverbrate though your head.
It weighs about 0 pounds and 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Fain, of the Red Masque.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
eye
You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
wear sombrero
You slip into The Chaos Sombreo.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Your body is instantly seized by an amazing lurching sensation, the red aura of the Sombrero cascading down and filling your body with crimson, furious power. You shudder and convulse, the feeling growing too strong for you to handle before tapering off and leaving you feeling incredibly alive.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
score
Guardian Guido Flagg, Acolyte of Fire
Sex : Male Race : Tae'dae
Level : 49 (28%) Rank : Eminent
Health : 2995/2995 Endurance : 13875/13875
Mana : 1819/1819 Willpower : 7995/7995
Ego : 2701/2701 Reserves : 0%
You are ranked 256th in Lusternia.
You are the 44th ranked combatant.
You roam the land without citizenship.
You are not in a guild.
You are a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
You are 24 years old.
You were born on the 18th of Avechary, 80 years after the Coming of Estarra.
You are carrying 53 gold sovereigns.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shrug
You shrug helplessly.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Portal of Fate.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
You teleport along the aether strands to the Portal of Fate.
Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A spacious cave has been
carved into the hard granite of Avechna's Peak. The walls are smooth and cool,
adorned from floor to ceiling with tightly spaced sigils and symbols. These
hieroglyphs glow of their own accord, twisting and squirming, casting
undulating fronds of gold and purple light flickering over the walls and
ceiling. A strange sense of expectancy radiates throughout the chamber, as
though the air is pregnant with momentous events and possibilities. Seething
with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. Visaeris is here. He
wields a dwarven battleaxe in his left hand and a kite shield in his right.
You see a single exit leading out.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
bow visaeris
A bolt of scarlet lightning erupts from The Chaos Sombrero and strikes Visaeris in the head, causing his eyes to pop and his jaw to drop down in an endless, silent scream of torment, his evaporated brain unable to form any words for this horrible atrocity of death.
You have slain Visaeris.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
say Holy ****!
A bolt of scarlet lightning erupts from The Chaos Sombrero and lances off into the sky. A few seconds later it can be seen dropping down quite a distance away, it's destination flaring with a demonic light.
You have slain Nikua.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout I need a Divine, now! I know i'm not supposed to ask this way, but I have a SERIOUS bug on my hands!
You feel an odd sensation, as though some force is pushing itself from your skull. A miasma of screeching souls erupt forth from you and go screaming off into the distance, spelling doom for any who stand in their way.
You have slain Faethan.
You have slain Rhysus.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Aris shouts, "What the hell is going on?!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout I have no idea! I swear it's an accident!
A blade of pure flame materializes before you and rockets into the night, seeking its target. As it contacts the ground miles away a fountain of flame erupts, turning all around to molten goo.
You have slain Aris.
You have slain Rafael.
You have slain Karrah.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Daevos shouts, "Haha, keep it up Guido! You rock!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Valek shouts, "what the hell, did guido learn to fight or what?! Kill those dirty Celestians!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
tell estarra Please, come now. This is a serious bug. Help me.
The Sombrero begins to vibrate and glow more brightly until it lifts itself from your head and rockets into the distance. As its glowing form descends it explodes, an immense mushroom cloud billowing into the sky. As the chaos clears you can see the Sombrero floating back, until it returns to rest upon your head.
You have slain Daevos.
You have slain Valek.
You have slain Val.
You have slain Mordechai.
You have slain Bricriu.
You have slain Murphy.
You have slain Brona.
You have slain Morslade.
You have slain Kaervas.
You have slain Roul.
You have slain Arilyon.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
sigh
You give a pained sigh.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
say Woah!
You say, "Woah!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout It's fixed, guys, don't worry! I think the bug is gone!
You shout, "It's fixed, guys, don't worry! I think the bug is gone!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
quit
The Sombrero's light increases dramatically, the harsh red glow suffusing everything around you. A rising scream enters your mind, little claws seeming to claw at your body, your head splitting with pain. After what seems an eternity of this torture the Sombrero fires a pulse of multicolored light into the atmosphere that then splits off into multiple streaks, which fly off in different directions.
You have slain Estarra.
You have slain Fain.
You have slain Raezon.
You have slain Lisaera.
You have slain Auseklis.
You have slain Lacostian.
You have slain Terentia.
You have slain Isune.
You have slain Roark.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
(To be continued)
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert.
You see exits leading north and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
n
The Path of War. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert.
You see exits leading north and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Crickets sing their songs to you from the roadside.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
n
The Path of War. (road).
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. The road is becoming rockier, yet
still easily traveled as it winds higher and steeper, twisting up Avechna's
Peak. The air is cold and the howling winds from the surrounding mountain range
can be felt. Upon some of the high crags at this level of the mountain, eagle
nests can be seen, and occasionally some of these regal birds can be spotted
circling overhead. The view here is breathtaking, for it is higher than the
mountain range and almost all of Lusternia can be viewed stretching from the
Marne Sea to the Skarch desert. A red sombrero rests here, pulsating with a malign light.
You see exits leading northeast and south.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
blink
You blink.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
ih
"sombrero666" The Chaos Sombrero
Number of objects: 1
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
get sombrero
You pick up The Chaos Sombrero.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
probe sombrero
This fine sombero is fashioned in the traditional way, consisting of a conical top with a wide, sweeping brim that turns up at the end. This sombrero is red, crimson, the color of fresh blood, and laced with black lines. Etched all over the surface in glowing silver are runes of power, various pentragrams and other shapes that seem arranged in a purposeful way, although not one you can identify. The whole sombrero gives off a pulsating, harsh red light that almost hurts to look upon. When gazed at for too long you can hear the echoing voices of the damned reverbrate though your head.
It weighs about 0 pounds and 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Fain, of the Red Masque.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
eye
You cast a suspicious eye about your surroundings.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
wear sombrero
You slip into The Chaos Sombreo.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Your body is instantly seized by an amazing lurching sensation, the red aura of the Sombrero cascading down and filling your body with crimson, furious power. You shudder and convulse, the feeling growing too strong for you to handle before tapering off and leaving you feeling incredibly alive.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
score
Guardian Guido Flagg, Acolyte of Fire
Sex : Male Race : Tae'dae
Level : 49 (28%) Rank : Eminent
Health : 2995/2995 Endurance : 13875/13875
Mana : 1819/1819 Willpower : 7995/7995
Ego : 2701/2701 Reserves : 0%
You are ranked 256th in Lusternia.
You are the 44th ranked combatant.
You roam the land without citizenship.
You are not in a guild.
You are a Pedestrian in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
You are 24 years old.
You were born on the 18th of Avechary, 80 years after the Coming of Estarra.
You are carrying 53 gold sovereigns.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shrug
You shrug helplessly.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Portal of Fate.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
You teleport along the aether strands to the Portal of Fate.
Before the Portal of Fate.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A spacious cave has been
carved into the hard granite of Avechna's Peak. The walls are smooth and cool,
adorned from floor to ceiling with tightly spaced sigils and symbols. These
hieroglyphs glow of their own accord, twisting and squirming, casting
undulating fronds of gold and purple light flickering over the walls and
ceiling. A strange sense of expectancy radiates throughout the chamber, as
though the air is pregnant with momentous events and possibilities. Seething
with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. Visaeris is here. He
wields a dwarven battleaxe in his left hand and a kite shield in his right.
You see a single exit leading out.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
bow visaeris
A bolt of scarlet lightning erupts from The Chaos Sombrero and strikes Visaeris in the head, causing his eyes to pop and his jaw to drop down in an endless, silent scream of torment, his evaporated brain unable to form any words for this horrible atrocity of death.
You have slain Visaeris.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
say Holy ****!
A bolt of scarlet lightning erupts from The Chaos Sombrero and lances off into the sky. A few seconds later it can be seen dropping down quite a distance away, it's destination flaring with a demonic light.
You have slain Nikua.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout I need a Divine, now! I know i'm not supposed to ask this way, but I have a SERIOUS bug on my hands!
You feel an odd sensation, as though some force is pushing itself from your skull. A miasma of screeching souls erupt forth from you and go screaming off into the distance, spelling doom for any who stand in their way.
You have slain Faethan.
You have slain Rhysus.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Aris shouts, "What the hell is going on?!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout I have no idea! I swear it's an accident!
A blade of pure flame materializes before you and rockets into the night, seeking its target. As it contacts the ground miles away a fountain of flame erupts, turning all around to molten goo.
You have slain Aris.
You have slain Rafael.
You have slain Karrah.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Daevos shouts, "Haha, keep it up Guido! You rock!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
Valek shouts, "what the hell, did guido learn to fight or what?! Kill those dirty Celestians!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
tell estarra Please, come now. This is a serious bug. Help me.
The Sombrero begins to vibrate and glow more brightly until it lifts itself from your head and rockets into the distance. As its glowing form descends it explodes, an immense mushroom cloud billowing into the sky. As the chaos clears you can see the Sombrero floating back, until it returns to rest upon your head.
You have slain Daevos.
You have slain Valek.
You have slain Val.
You have slain Mordechai.
You have slain Bricriu.
You have slain Murphy.
You have slain Brona.
You have slain Morslade.
You have slain Kaervas.
You have slain Roul.
You have slain Arilyon.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
sigh
You give a pained sigh.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
say Woah!
You say, "Woah!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
shout It's fixed, guys, don't worry! I think the bug is gone!
You shout, "It's fixed, guys, don't worry! I think the bug is gone!"
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
quit
The Sombrero's light increases dramatically, the harsh red glow suffusing everything around you. A rising scream enters your mind, little claws seeming to claw at your body, your head splitting with pain. After what seems an eternity of this torture the Sombrero fires a pulse of multicolored light into the atmosphere that then splits off into multiple streaks, which fly off in different directions.
You have slain Estarra.
You have slain Fain.
You have slain Raezon.
You have slain Lisaera.
You have slain Auseklis.
You have slain Lacostian.
You have slain Terentia.
You have slain Isune.
You have slain Roark.
2995h, 1819m, 2701e, 4p ex-
(To be continued)
Shiri2004-12-10 00:40:01
*makes absolutely sure not to be eating or drinking when he reads your next post*
Unknown2004-12-10 00:47:49
Guido has found his calling.
Unknown2004-12-10 00:51:13
You worry me, Guido.
Richter2004-12-10 00:52:31
Suddenly, he gets more useful!
Unknown2004-12-10 01:03:40
Scary.. isn't....it..
Kaelar2004-12-10 01:13:07
Ahahahahahahahaha.
I love you.
Don't stop with these. Ever.
I love you.
Don't stop with these. Ever.
Slythe2004-12-10 02:14:18
Guido, this stuff is awesome. You bring fun to the funny pages *cackle*
Kaileigh2004-12-10 02:59:21
*dies giggling* It huuuurtsssssssss
Unknown2004-12-10 03:02:45
You kill the gods? 
I would call it ego, if it wasn't funny.
I would call it ego, if it wasn't funny.
Unknown2004-12-10 03:19:53
Guido! How many times do I have to tell you.. DONT WEAR THINGS YOU FIND ON THE GROUND
Unknown2004-12-10 20:24:46
Genius.
Richter2004-12-11 01:39:25
QUOTE(Visaeris Maeloch @ Dec 9 2004, 07:19 PM)
Guido! How many times do I have to tell you.. DONT WEAR THINGS YOU FIND ON THE GROUND
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Heh, at least he doesn't eat things on the ground. Imagine the hotdog of chaos...
Hazar2004-12-11 08:21:20
I'm trying very hard not to.
Unknown2004-12-11 09:53:43
Oh-no, don't get me again!
again!Jalain2004-12-11 12:52:03
It's people like Guido that make me wish there was an IRE catagory on Fanfiction.net
EDIT: Umm.. Yeah.. That was a compliment, in case anyone thought otherwise.
EDIT: Umm.. Yeah.. That was a compliment, in case anyone thought otherwise.
Unknown2004-12-21 07:57:00
i can't wait until "I" find the sombrero of chaos! Fluffy bunnies beware!
yendos2004-12-22 23:31:34
Whats wrong with fluffy bunnies? Sure they are not as good as chickens but thats no reason to defluff them...Manjanaia2005-05-04 20:31:21
I got this one Richter 
