Yes, the writing style is copied from Guido. It might be funnier if you come from Aetolia, then you'll know the personalities of the Divine. There's also very few references to Aetolian history. Oh, and this is the censored version.

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A gargantuan living room
Varian, the Celestine is here, wreathed in Divine fire. He wields the Ball of Creation in his left hand. Galleus, the Sky Sovereign is here, wreathed in Divine fire. Severn, the Architect is here, wreathed in Divine fire. He wields the Blade of Artifice in his left hand. Iosyne, the Muse is here, wreathed in Divine fire. She wields the Scroll of Inspiration in her right hand. Arion, God of Valor is here, wreathed in Divine fire. He wields the Blade of Valor in His left hand. Niuri, Goddess of Mystery is here, wreathed in Divine fire. Rahn, Lord of Fire is here, wreathed in Divine fire. Chakrasul, Goddess of Corruption is here, wreathed in Divine fire. Khepri, Goddess of Mischief is here, wreathed in Divine fire. Slyphe, Lady of the Storms is here, wreathed in Divine fire.
There are no obvious exits.

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Iggy (male Celani)
You have achieved level 79 (Metamortal) and are 97% of the way to the next
level.
Health: 3460/3460 Mana: 3460/3460
Endurance: 16200/16200 Willpower: 16200/16200
You roam the land without citizenship.
You have no class.
You are not in a guild.
You are Exemplary.
You are able to take on proteges.
You are Eternal.
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Varian says, “Right, we all know why We’re here.”
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Severn mutters under his breath.
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Varian says, “There’s been some tension in the Garden, and it needs to be sorted out.”
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Rahn gives a pained sigh.
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Varian says, “Where’s Lleis?”
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Chakrasul says, “Um…they…couldn’t make it.”
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You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking
out the presence of Lleis.
Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Lleis is in
The Realm of Suffering.
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Varian says, “Well, I believe this tension started when Someone performed a wayward prank. Care to explain, Khepri? What exactly happened?”
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Khepri blushes.
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Khepri says, “I pooped in Arion’s shoes…”
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Varian says, “And why did you do that, hm?”
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Khepri says, “He called me a whiney pre-pubescent dork.”
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Varian says, “Right, right. Now what happened next, Arion?”
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Arion says, “I ordered My mortals to sacrifice Her butterflies to me.”
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Arion says, “They’re stupid things anyway.”
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Varian nods His head emphatically.
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Varian says, “Then what happened?”
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Khepri says, “Galleus’ ego inflated, so He tried to control the situation by using the Magi’s holocaust bombs. He dropped them in Niuri’s temple accidentally, and blew up Her high priestess.”
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Niuri snorts arrogantly.
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Niuri says, “She was three days away from retirement. I shall have to find a new one now.”
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Varian says, “Now, I want You to apologize, Khepri.”
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Khepri sticks her tongue out at Varian.
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Khepri exclaims, “I shan’t!”
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Varian says, “I’ll create You another furry pony to ride?”
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Khepri says, “Awww…ok. I’m sorry Arion!”
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Chakrasul mutters, “Spoi..d br..t.”
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Khepri viciously slaps Chakrasul on the cheek.
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Khepri says, “Whore!”
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Chakrasul closes her eyes and bows her head. She snaps her head back up again, and there is a sudden explosion of murky blackness, which hits All in the area.
You cry out in pain as the boiling darkness enshrouds you.
Khepri has been slain by Chakrasul, Goddess of Corruption.
A hoard of gold sovereigns drop from the corpse of Niuri.
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Niuri takes a sip from a “I’m not evil!” vial.
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Rahn lays His hands on Himself.
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Severn picks up a hoard of gold sovereigns.
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Severn says, “Yoink.”
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Varian says, “Right, now I’ll have to revive Her. Honestly, Chakrasul.”
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Severn says, “No! Don’t you dare revive Her. She was getting on my nerves. Put your hand up if you want her to stay dead.”
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Arion raises His hand high above his head.
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Niuri raises Her hand high above Her head.
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Chakrasul raises Her hand high above Her head.
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Rahn raises His hand high above His head.
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Slyphe raises Her hand high above Her head.
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You raise Your hand high about Your head.
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Iosyne sings, “I am undecided! Just as the Dove must choose her beautiful nest with inspiration, so too must I…”
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Severn says, “Yeah, ok, whatever. We’re decided.”
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Severn picks up the corpse of Khepri.
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Severn opens His maw wide, and begins to feed rapidly on the corpse of Khepri. Within moments, it is fully digested.
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Severn puts some gold sovereigns in a silk pack of darkness.
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Varian says, “That’s very immature, Severn.”
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Slyphe says, “At least it got rid of the brat.”
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Iosyne signs, “Just as the bird feels her natural whim, so too must I…”
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Slyphe, Lady of the Storms sneezes.
A powerful tsunami roars up from the ground, and batters all those present. Iosyne, the Muse is carried off to the west by the tsunami.
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Slyphe says, “My bad.”
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Arion says to Severn, “I challenge You to a duel!”
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Arion brandishes the Blade of Valor menacingly.
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Severn butchers up Arion with the Blade of Artifice.
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Arion takes a sip from a “I’m Holier Than You” vial.
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Arion slashes Severn with the Blade of Valour.
Arion slashes Severn with the Blade of Honour.
He scores a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit.
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Varian says, “Children, stop!”
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Severn butchers up Arion’s left arm with the Blade of Artifice.
Arion’s left arm snaps. He drops the Blade of Valour.
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The Blade of Valour hits Varian with a “tink” before clattering to the floor.
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Varian drops the Ball of Creation.
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Varian exclaims, “You little sh***!”
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“Eep!” you exclaim.
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As a Ball of Creation shatters, so too does all of Creation. In the last second of existence, the very fabric of reality becomes thousands of little pieces.
Everyone has been slain by Severn.
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Nothingness.
The soul of Niuri roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Slyphe roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Chakrasul roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Galleus roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Iosyne roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Lleis roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Rahn roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Severn roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Varian roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Haern roams the land, bodiless. The soul of Khepri roams the land, bodiless.
There are no obvious exits, duh.
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Khepri says, “Serves you right, idiots.”
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Haern says, “Wtf happened? I was waxing my legs.”
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Severn blinks incredulously at Haern.
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Galleus says, “Anyone up for a game of Poker while we wait a couple of million years for Sarapis to create another realm?”
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You say, “Meh.”

Very amusing. It made me laugh.

One thumb up.

Sounds pretty accurate.

Well, I have no clue what that all is about, but it's funny anyway! Good one!

Heh heh... Aetolia sucks, but a year on there, and I do understand all of that.

Funny, very funny.

I demand more lines.

Rather scary when an Aetolian God appears here....

Booo.... Go away!!

Going on rumours (and most likely accuracy), Galleus does play Lusternia.

Yay, Galleus lives on!

Who's that? A recent god or something?

Well, he's not recently ascended. ICly, Galleus was asleep for ages. But yeah, he recently came to the game. God of Order, Discipline, the Sky and the Wind.

Edit: Removed because Iggy beat me. Damn you!

Terant waves Hello to Galleus, from wherever he is presently.

The Wizards?

Niuri had a special Divine cloaking ability up that stops people from noticing you've died, but she also had a starburst tattoo. Which was also cloaked. Conveniently.

It's not like I sometimes get Khepri and Niuri mixed up, or anything.

The ego part on Galleus' behalf is just about right.

Now he's going to hurt me. Plz no, I <3 You, honest. *flee*

I also have to point out though, that the ones of these on the Aetolian forums are better. Sorry Iggy.

Hi, It's October 2006. This is from December 2004. That's 22 months. I'm 100% positive that the poster is no longer with us.

How do you people even find these posts? If you use "find new posts" it will never come up, and if you do a manual search, you have to go through two years of posts. Pfft.