I'm tired of having to spend 5 minutes typing 'scrub' and waiting for my balance to come back just because some spider decided to take a potshot at me with his... well, his thing.

I suggest a miscellaneous artifact; Enchanted Soap! Costs 10-30 Credits, and allows your to remove smelliness with a single scrub, and ectoplasm with just two or three.

Or you could like ask a mage to enchant a ring with the super dooper scruby spell?

>_>



No.

Quite possibly the single greatest idea. Cause I got "stinked" by a stinkfish earlier, and it was a pain in the ass to get that stink off. People are not supposed to smell like stink fish. We humans are not naturally great smelling, so any help with can get from artifact soaps is good. Maybe......possibly a scented artifact soap?

Ectoplasm comes off in two cleanses anyway, so it'd have to be 1 to be worth it.

Sounds pretty harmless. Like that top hat thing. A 20 credit odd artie would be neat, specially if it just cured the annoying stuff that doesn't do anything.

Ectoplasm does something - it slows balance recovery. But yeah, that'd be a good, cheapish artifact.

Oh, I know ectoplasm does something, but I was talking more about the darn stink. (Sap causes aeon, so that's even worse.)