Shrouded towering peaks.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
small trail continues to climb into the mountains, here running along a ledge a
large distance above the ground. The towering peaks above loom in an ever
present vigil over the lands, providing a protective shadow that shrouds the
sweeping stretch of forest below. Beyond the trees to the south, the Inner Sea
is just visible as a line of silver on the horizon. A mountain punk rockeater is here,
his attention focused on replacing the batteries in his discman.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
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look rockeater
A rare species indeed, the mountain punk rockeater resembles its more common cousin, the mountain rockeater, in many regards, with a thick hide of stone and glittering crystal teeth. The stone that makes up its flesh, however, is a disturbing shade of black, and the various gems that would cover a plain rockeater's body are in this case replaced by chunks of dull obsidian that seem to draw in and obliterate light. Oddly enough, a pair of headphones are affixed to where this creature's ears would be, had it any, with a wire leading down to a small CD player in one of his clawed hands.
A mountain punk rockeater exudes a casually rebellious attitude.
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A mountain punk rockeater says, "What the hell are you looking at!?"
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blink
You blink.
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say nothing
You say, "Nothing."
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A mountain punk rockeater snarls in an angsty way, fiddling with his CD player.
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swing rockeater
You wildly swing an iron-banded club at a mountain punk rockeater. You pound him in
the gut, but it barely phases him.
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swing rockeater
You wildly swing an iron-banded club at a mountain punk rockeater. You pound him in
the gut, but it barely phases him.
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A mountain punk rockeater rears up angrily and sends a jet of foul black smoke from his mouth, enveloping you in darkness and causing odd thoughts to move though your head.
You feel like no one understands you, and begin to feel a loathing toward your parents.
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You have recovered balance on your right arm.
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You have recovered balance on your left arm.
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diag
You are:
A punk rocker!
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A mountain punk rockeater dives into the soil, burrowing away, most likely to meet with the local drug dealer.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You glance around yourself nervously, feeling empty and weak inside.
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tell spindle what is the cure for... punk rock?
You tell Mister Spindle, a Fate Guide, "What is the cure for... punk rock?"
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Spindle tells you, "...shush."
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Your hair suddenly stretches out until it hangs halfway down your back, somehow becoming extremely dirty at the same time.
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tell valek okay, something is seriously wrong here. Me.
You tell Marquis Valek Feyranti, the Dreadnaught, "Okay, something is seriously wrong here. Me."
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You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Valek.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You teleport along the aether strands to Valek.
Marble arch before the Necropolis.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. The
large gap in the outer Necropolis wall here is bridged by a massive marble
arch. The marble arch, a rare black colour, has been adorned with strange
glowing runes all along the underside. The top of the arch is embellished with
a large stone skull, fiery rubies fitted in its eye sockets. To the west lies
the main building of the Necropolis, black and sinister, with its four spires
rising up out of each corner. The outer wall leads away from the arch in either
direction, zigzagging as it makes its way around the eastern towers. A statue
of a plague revenant stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 2
plague revenants here. A stalk of faeleaf glitters on the ground. A plug of
coltsfoot lies on the ground here. There are 2 corpses of an elfen guard here.
A ragged beggar sits here, grovelling for handouts. Trooper Alger D'Tylmirande
is here. He wields an eloquent silver rapier in each hand. Emperor Daevos
Feyranti, Marshal of Death is here. He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic
broadsword in each hand. Drill Sergeant Leah La'Croix, Dark Maiden is here. She
wields a steel broadsword in each hand. Marquis Valek Feyranti, the Dreadnaught
is here. He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and west.
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Seeing so many people around you sends you into a frenzy of energy!
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You mosh about wildly, slamming into Valek!
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Valek says, "WTF!"
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Valek attempts to strike you with a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword, but you grab the weapon and reverse it back into him hard.
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Valek attempts to strike you with a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword, but you grab the weapon and reverse it back into him hard.
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You mosh about wildly, swinging around and delivering a kick to the side of Valek's head!
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Daevos brings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword around at you skillfully, but with an amazing twirling manuver you avoid the blow and cause Daevos to slash himself.
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Daevos brings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword around at you skillfully, but with an amazing twirling manuver you avoid the blow and cause Daevos to slash himself.
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You leap into the air, headbanging, and dropkick Valek with rocking force!
Valek's skull collapses with the force of your moshing.
You have slain Valek.
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Daevos has declared you an official enemy of the Mighty Empire of Magnagora.
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status
Guardian Guido
Strength : 17 Dexterity : 8 Constitution : 16
Intelligence : 9 Size : 15 Charisma : 15
You are dressed normally, and reasonably full.
You do not need sleep.
You are sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like royalty.
You are an enemy of: Everyone, bitch!
You currently possess 5 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have 1 lessons available in your lesson pools.
You have played for a total of 11 days, 23 hours and 0 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 1 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: An impressive male voice shouts, "Blah blah
blah."
You are not currently active in any family.
You have one free reincarnation.
Your warcry is, 'F'ai Glomdoring!'
You will timeout after 30 minutes of inactivity.
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roll
You roll your eyes.
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heartstop

That made me laugh so hard. Never stop making these. Ever.

...Yet again, I love you. That's hilarious.

Bahaha! Well, I was eating this time, but it was sandwiches, so my keyboard remained safe.

Lol. All I can say.

Guido = Much Funnies
Anyway, Fantastic work

Is there a Lusternian Oscar we can nominate that for?

I keep reading these at work, and people are going to think I'm nuts.

I norfed my milk and Christmas cookies right there.

Don't forget this one!