Kiddies, never drink.

by Maedhros

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Maedhros2005-01-04 04:19:31
You fumble about drunkenly.
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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Upon the eastern watchtower.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).
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Off in the distance, some demonic creature screeches in horrible pain.
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South Ackabar Road behind the City Barracks. (road).
You see exits leading east, northwest, and up (open door).
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You stumble and fall in your alcoholic haze.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump.
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I missed that altogether.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Come again?
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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Upon the eastern watchtower.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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South Ackabar Road behind the City Barracks. (road).
You see exits leading east, northwest, and up (open door).
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
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Please explain.
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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(Magnagora): Veonira says, "Farewell, Magnagora."
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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Crickets sing their songs to you from the roadside.
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
3212h, 2204m, 2204e, 10p exp-stand
You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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Shouts rise up from the Village of Acknor, as its denizens loudly proclaim that
they are no longer under the sphere of influence of the Mighty Empire of
Magnagora.

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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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(Magnagora): Bricriu says, "..."
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You are unconscious and thus incapable of action.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump.
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs
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At the Southern Magnagora Gates. (road).
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.
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The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump.
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(Magnagora): Bricriu says, "Didn't we JUST influence them?"
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A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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South Ackabar Road behind the City Barracks. (road).
You see exits leading east, northwest, and up (open door).
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(Magnagora): Yrael says, "Bad villagers. Very bad villagers."
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(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "Let's get to Acknor!"
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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
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You regain consciousness with a start.
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You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
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South Ackabar Road behind the City Barracks. (road).
You see exits leading east, northwest, and up (open door).
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(Magnagora): Daevos says, "Damn."
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***********************CURRENT POLITICS IN LUSTERNIA***********************

Stewartsville: The Mighty Empire of Magnagora
Estelbar: The Mighty Empire of Magnagora
Acknor: Uninfluenced
Delport: The Principality of New Celest
Rockholm: The Principality of New Celest
Southgard: The Mighty Empire of Magnagora
Angkrag: The Mighty Empire of Magnagora
Dairuchi: The Mighty Empire of Magnagora

For specifics on a city or commune, see POLITICS .
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(Magnagora): Kotai says, "Not again."
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You fumble about drunkenly.
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You fumble about drunkenly.

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You lapse into a state of unconsciousness.
Unknown2005-01-04 04:31:46
Hilarious.
Unknown2005-01-04 12:27:42
That's just classic.
Unknown2005-01-04 14:31:35
I think everyone's been drunk at least once or twice...
Unknown2005-01-04 17:55:15
Shiro has never drinked
Unknown2005-01-04 18:10:39
Same for Cronus. But I mean as a player, in all the IRE Games. I was pointing out how it's not exactly the most original scenario in the world.
Unknown2005-01-04 19:07:11
on Aetolia, when there was a huge party in Enorian; alot of people got drunk and couldn't move and they couldn't be healed. Me and a few others had to kick them all the way to the arena and cured them by killing them inside

Moral of the story, never drink more then five glasses of achool a day
Unknown2005-01-04 19:55:23
What's achool?

And yes, drinking is nasty. Especially when you are trying to bash afterwards... oysters suddenly were a greater challenge then orcs before (yes, in Achaea I'm playing a Grookish monk - dies from a newbie kick, but cannot afflict as much damage).
Maedhros2005-01-04 21:39:32
QUOTE(Iggy @ Jan 4 2005, 01:10 PM)
Same for Cronus. But I mean as a player, in all the IRE Games. I was pointing out how it's not exactly the most original scenario in the world.
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The point is, what bad timing. That's the first time I've ever drunk in Lusternia, and it just happened to be right before Acknor decided they wanted to be influenced again.
Shiri2005-01-04 22:16:52
It could have been worse. What if it was Estelbar, and people were actually trying to get it? tongue.gif
Unknown2005-01-04 22:26:31
Ooh, ooh. Was that the party I organized, Shiro? When Averroes died?
Unknown2005-01-05 22:33:10
Guido has only had alcohol once, and he got quite drunk. Right after the first raising of Crow, after the ceremony but before the tide of death, Qaletaqa somehow got into the glade and handed us all drinks. Those were the days...

From readnews events 6...
Though his role was unclear, even Qaletaqa of Celest witnessed the dark ritual.

Now you know the truth!
Shamarah2005-01-05 22:58:41
You threw a party when Averroes died?
Aris2005-01-05 23:24:43
I drank an entire bottle of whiskey last night, sat in healspring and sweetfount until the worst of it had passed, then I killed Davrick. Drunk.
Richter2005-01-05 23:57:38
Last night, Aris did it, so I did it. Spammed "sip bottle" till it was empty. At least I found an amusing way to kill myself.
Maedhros2005-01-06 00:03:54
Hunger is a vicious thing. It was racking up as much as 1k per convulsion on me, luckily my drunken wanderings led me to timely (albeit overpriced) food.
Soril2005-01-08 00:36:59
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jan 5 2005, 10:58 PM)
You threw a party when Averroes died?
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I remember that... It wasn't a party to celebrate Averroes' dying. During the party, he got murdered! Was quite a nice little murder-mystery event, that one...

But anyway, that's a story of another realm...

Maedhros: A case of art imitating life, there, I think. You're very drunk, stumbling around, then you find some overpriced food! I think a fair few people here should recognise *that* situation! wink.gif
Typhus2005-01-09 04:50:09
Heh.. I don't get it.
Raguel2005-01-22 00:52:54
Heehee kebab shops - food of the drunk simply 'cause noone sober would pay that or eat it... eating rank food whilst smashed is a ritual!!

Haven't tried drunk in lusternia - you should throw up if you've got lots of food in your stomach
celahir2005-01-24 12:00:08
I remember on Achaea we got a random Novice to drink 10 glasses of that really strong stuff cant remember what it was called... anyway he died on the second glass. biggrin.gif