Ethereal Guardian, Gregori Mes'ard says, "Faeling/dwarf.... bearded
butterflies!"

Magnagora): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "Screw these virgins, i'll stick with goats."

I've collected a few. Here are some of the ones from fairly early on -

The soul of Val says, "Didn't plan on dieing."

Togmork Treesplitter says, "Why people laugh when I say I like woodies?"

(Celest): Morik says, "Valek is trying to hit on me again."

(Celest): A hideous archdemon says, "AAAHHHH!!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!"

(Celest): Kyresh says, "The price of all comms in Southguard are terrible."
(Celest): Xzilshar says, "Perhapss it iss a hint to lay down weaponss of war."
(Celest): Rafael says, "Snicker, we're still trying to make the weapons."

(Celest): Kosh says, "I was enemied to Magnagora for being killed by Silvanus
while I was walking around."

Estarra's voice shatters the cosmic equilibrium, "Umm....."

The silken sensation of an ebon feather brushes against your mind before pure
flame embodies Raezon's voice, "At this point, my question has soured and
turned into cheese."

(Celestines): Aebrin says, "When I had Acquisitio on, and my soul popped out to
go to the loo, and picked up Cuber's corpse, and you killed me for it."
(Celestines): Erion says, "Oh."
(Celestines): Erion says, "Yea."

The soul of Silvanus says, "Valek, I've told you I've loved you, but you better
immolate me."

(Celest): Savash says, "Shiro, put a sock in it."

*grumble* People jumped on me for being racist and such when I shared that one on CT. Uh, DUH, he's an orc! We're not supposed to be all lovey-hugs with orcs!

Narsrim, Lunar Thaumaturgist says, "My pooka ensure that I am loved."

You say, "I want baby Failings." Bad typo...

Hmmm. This was when the Guardians of Eternal Flame were smoking cactus weed...

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You have emoted: Ellara grabs Akraasiel by the shoulders, draws him forward, and slams a knee into his crotch.

Akraasiel exclaims, "Ow!"

Akraasiel applies an arnica bud to his groin.

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This is from memory, so it might not be entirely accurate.

Imadis tells you, "I didnt walk and its an administration problem now. get
ready for some nerfage."

Trooper Davrick Rhaal yells, "Kino smells like a goat!"

You say, "See, I ca *hic* n Be trunk."
----h, 2015m, 1914e, 10p exk-
point me
You point accusingly at yourself.
----h, 2015m, 1914e, 10p exk-
'Not a Paladin.
You say, "Not *hic* a Paladin."

Senator Brona Feyranti, High Priest of Nil shouts, "Why are you running, little boy?"

Rauros Gilmire shouts, "Why are you chasing little boys, Brona?"

Senator Brona Feyranti, High Priest of Nil shouts, "Well, I am a priest?"


aaand..

Random Snuggler Desian, Sunlight's Requiem shouts, "Im stuck inside the portal
of fate and im not dead."

Hey, that portal of fate thing happened to me once... I was stuck in the room before it spits you out onto Avechna's Peak, with 1hp and 1m. So I slept and meditated back to full and (this was while I was a newbie) went Portals.

Just talking about skills..

(...): You say, "Wish I could gutstab or something with my athame."

(...): Dumihru says, "Poke eyes?"

(...): You say, "Castrate would be a good one."

(...): You say, "I just caused myself to really wince."

(...): Dumihru says, "And that's without even thinking about rebounding *cringe*."

(...): You say, "Oooooooowie."

(...): Suhnaye says, "*twitch*..."

(...): You say, "The question is.. would the fates give those bits back to you?"

*ten minutes later*

(...): Tuek says, "Oh the horror."

(...): You say, "Horror?"

(...): Gwynn says, "Oh the Tae'daeanity! *faint*."

(...): You say, "Wha?"

(...): Tuek says, "My response to the castrate ability was delayed, since I was asleep."

(...): Mitch says, "If they creat an ability like that, im putting down my swords and takin up influencing....."

(...): Suhnaye says, "Make... odd trophies..."

(...): Suhnaye says, "*duck*."

(...): Gregori says, "I am a dwarf they gotta crouch pretty low to castrate me and I can kick em in the teeth when they try."

(...): Gwynn says, "Not if I pick you up by the ankles."

(...): Gregori says, "Oi."

(...): You say, "Isn't there a Ritual that makes you grow? So they can just use that and then use castrate."

(...): Tuek says, "...."

(...): Dumihru says, "Umm, no I don't think enlarge and diminish are that specific."

(...): Mitch says, "..."

(...): You say, "You have a sick mind, girl."

(...): Dumihru says, "Me??"

(...): Suhnaye says, "... I am so not going there..."

(...): Gregori says, "That would be.... lazy... enlarge... diminish... enlarge... diminish..."

(...): Dumihru says, ".."

(...): You say, "Hahaha."

(...): Tuek says, "Oh Gods..."

(...): Gwynn says, "My sister told me she was going to buy me a reduce enchantment and my fiance an enlarge enchantment as our wedding gifts *grin*."

(...): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Try to just ignore that little fact, but nooo."

(...): You say, "It isn't little."

(...): Citera (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gonna bash my head against a tree now and see if I can get it out of my mind."

I wish i'd saved some of the conversations from the Disciples clan channel. Me and Riyo usually just sat there blatantly insulting each other while Visaeris sat on the sidelines and chuckled.

Accursed Munsia, the Mortal Wanderer says, "Bah."

You loom over the pitiful form of Munsia and plunge your hands into her chest, ripping out his heart. You offer the bloody organ up to the Demon Lords of Nil, and are rewarded with an ecstatic surge of power and might.
You have slain Munsia.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat with Munsia.

You clap your hands together merrily.

The soul of Munsia says, "Ass hole."

You say, "Idiot."

The soul of Munsia says, "Fag."

Moral of the story: Don't go AFK when you're in glomdoring trying to stop crow being raised.

Glad to see that the standard of conversation around Munsia is every-increasing in quality.

That bold word is the real funny part here. I've noticed a few typos with the wrong gender since I've been playing.

Those aren't as bad as the rebounding messages though. Sometimes the rebounding message says your name hitting yourself instead of your attack rebounds.

Yeah, and I occasionally manage to teach myself a couple lessons of Wicca in the middle of training.

So true..

"Coo!" you exclaim, eyes wide.

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims at you.

"Coo!" You exclaim at Munsia.

"What the...?" Says Munsia, looking puzzled.

The corners of Arwillian's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You say, "We sound like coo-coo birds."

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims, eyes wide.

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims, eyes wide.

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims, eyes wide.

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims, eyes wide.

"Coo!" Munsia exclaims, eyes wide.

Blue Moon Arwillian, Moonlight Sonata says, "Oh Gods."

Arwillian utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

"I'm sorry!" You say to Arwillian with a blush.

The first one, I don't remember at all. The second one, I'm going to have to say.. that he did immolate me. And Lisaera's signature has the one where I was hit by stupidity when I was in soul form and yelled, "I like cheese."