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Unknown2005-01-05 21:44:26

Saradomin stumbles as an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal smites him hard in the face
with a swing of her flail.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon Saradomin's head,
nearly knocking him unconscious.
Saradomin has been slain by an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
Saradomin drops a group of 9 weed sprigs.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal exclaims, "Urlach guide my hand!"
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "What's going on here?"
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
Veonira Ilyenaht, the Earth Wench says, "..."
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
Daganev suddenly scoops up a group of 9 weed sprigs.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-honours saradomin

Aqua Applicant Saradomin (Male Merian).
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 7th of Juliary, 89 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
Nikua peers about himself unscrupulously.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-fossilize body

I don't follow.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the north.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
Ur'Guard Initiate, Nikua says, "Interesting."
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-ab geomancy fossilize

Syntax: GEOCAST FOSSILIZE
You can turn the corpse of any person into a fossil, thereby rendering
resurrection of any kind impossible and leaving a grim calling card that warns
against daring to cross a geomancer.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
The soul of Saradomin says, "Anyone wanna take a drag of this cactus weed?"
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the north.
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the north.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-geocast fossilize corpse

With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the north.
With a snort, an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal patrols off to the north.
1977h, 2328m, 1592e, 10p ex-
Lifting the body of Saradomin into the air, you plant a kiss on its lips and
then slam it onto the ground. The corpse twitches and its features twist into a
frozen expression of agony as it crystallizes into a rock.
Unknown2005-01-05 21:46:19
Wow, you're fast at that. It happened like 10 seconds ago...ok a minute, maybe.
Unknown2005-01-05 21:49:14
Whats the point of this topic?
Daganev2005-01-05 21:51:59
read the subject
Unknown2005-01-05 22:00:00
QUOTE(Jello @ Jan 5 2005, 10:44 PM)
Saradomin has been slain by an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal.
Saradomin drops a group of 9 weed sprigs.

blah blah

The soul of Saradomin says, "Anyone wanna take a drag of this cactus weed?"
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This is the point.
By the way - did he attack the guards first, or are Magnagorans so xenophobic that they enemy every single Celestian... Celestine... Damn, everyone from New Celest?
Unknown2005-01-05 22:00:50
I think they just wanted his stash.
Unknown2005-01-05 22:26:00
QUOTE(Cuber @ Jan 5 2005, 04:00 PM)
This is the point.
By the way - did he attack the guards first, or are Magnagorans so xenophobic that they enemy every single Celestian... Celestine... Damn, everyone from New Celest?
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Any Serenwilder or Celestian who enters their city or one of their villages is warned to leave. If they refuse, they are enemied. I assume he refused.
Nika2005-01-06 05:40:52
Really? They've gotten a lot more protective in the last month or so. I used to stroll around there all the time.
Daganev2005-01-06 07:06:09
He was an enemy before he entered the room. Once a weak I read Cityenemies and color everybody on that list red. He was red and the last time I changed colors was 3 days ago. So he's been an enemy for atleast 3 days.
Unknown2005-01-06 17:47:13
What the fluff? Why won't you enemy me? I came and sat RIGHT at the Nexus. Then Brona attacked me, and I ran and spored out. I did it on purpose to get enemied, yet I'm not. >_<
Thorgal2005-01-06 21:03:36
That's cause you're completely harmless in any case.
Richter2005-01-06 21:11:33
Ahahaha
Maedhros2005-01-06 21:26:10
QUOTE(Thorgal @ Jan 6 2005, 04:03 PM)
That's cause you're completely harmless in any case.
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Ouch.
Thorgal2005-01-06 23:56:54
Was meant as a joke really...
Maedhros2005-01-07 00:27:54
QUOTE(Thorgal @ Jan 6 2005, 06:56 PM)
Was meant as a joke really...
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Still, ouch biggrin.gif.