Now, if you're any kind of a IRE player at all, you understand how hard this is to get out of. I couldn't sip, couldn't smoke, couldn't move, couldn't focus to move, etc...

This is Tuek having too much fun with me.

You are:
infected with stomach worms.
stricken by the vapors.
suffering from a pox.
gluttonous.
paralysed.
overcome by dizziness.
afflicted by horrible asthma.
sprawled on the ground.
afflicted with clumsiness.
reckless.
anorexic.
masochistic.
impatient.
unnaturally stupid.
paranoid.
agoraphobic.
claustrophobic.
afraid of heights.

Right after that, I think he did aeon and web too.

Fun times!

I didn't kill him though! I had a healer come and heal him, heh.

Easy. Heartstop.

heartstop
your sense of self preservation prevents you from doing this.

I just came up with a new affliction!