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Vestera, the Dreamweaver
Sex : Female Race : Noncorpeus Immortal
Level : 98 (94%) Rank : Getting close to the triple-digits!
Health : 5000/5000 Endurance : 5/5
Mana : 6000/6000 Willpower : 7000/7000
Ego : 6000/6000 Reserves : 101%
You are a Planeswalker in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'Vernal Gods.'
You are Eternal.
You were born on the 16th of Long Ago, 8,000 years before the Coming of Estarra.

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Club Vernal
A long bar stretches from horizon to horizon here, it's end unseen in the depths of infinity. Tables stretch out in all directions, most occupied by a Vernal God or two, some drunk, some merely tipsy. A disco ball hangs here, suspended from the ceiling, pulsing with a bewildering light. Juliana, the Evenhanded, stands here behind the bar. Klangratch, the Axe of War sits on a bar stool here. Tzariziko, the Enigmatic lies here on the floor, sleeping. D'varsha, the First, sits here on a bar stool. Kiakoda, the Guardian of the Green, sits on a bar stool here. Dionamus, the Healer, sits here on a bar stool. Urlach, Master of Death, sits here on a bar stool.

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(Vernal Gods): Olidammara says, "I'm going to kill myself a Soulless God! Who's with me?"

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You roll your eyes.

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(Vernal Gods): Pelor says, "Count me in."

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Kiakoda, Guardian the Green snuffs some crack.

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(Vernal Gods): Yondalla says, "Me too!"

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(Vernal Gods): Hextor says, "Ditto. I'm coming."

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(Vernal Gods): D'varsha says, "Aren't you going to...think about it s'more?"

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You give a pained sigh.

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(Vernal Gods): Olidammara says, "Why should we? They're only ancient creatures who have specialized in destroying life for eons. Can't be that hard. I think the reason you old-timers haven't wiped them out is because you haven't really tried."

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Urlach raises an eyebrow questioningly.

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Urlach says, "Is this guy for real?"

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(Vernal Gods): Pelor says, "Yep. Olidammara sums it up nicely."

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Klangratch snorts.

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(Vernal Gods): Cuthbert says, "Club target?"

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(Vernal Gods): Juliana says, "Me."

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Juliana is surrounded by swirling motes of light.

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Kiakoda, Guardian the Green snuffs some crack.

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St. Cuthbert arrives from the ether.

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St. Cuthbert bows deeply.

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St Cuthbert says, "Thank you, fair lady."

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St. Cuthbert stoops and kisses Juliana gallantly on the hand.

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Klangratch tells you, "This guy is getting it."

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Klangratch, the Axe of War, says, "Excuse me. Would you kindly neglect from pursuing Ms. Juliana in the future?"

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St. Cuthbert snorts arrogantly.

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Urlach, Master of Death raises an eyebrow questioningly.

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St. Cuthbert says, "You can't hog all the women to yourself, shortie."

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Klangratch, the Axe of War roars with anger.

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Klangratch, the Axe of War stands up from a barstool.


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Kiakoda, Guardian the Green snuffs some crack.

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Urlach tells you, "Bad idea. Never insult a dwarf. Especially not a big shiny one."

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Klangratch, the Axe of War, begins to wield an shining vernal axe in his right hand.
Klangratch, the Axe of War, begins to wield an shining vernal axe in his left hand.

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Illith tells you, "What'dya say we go kick some vernal a**?"

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Illith tells you, "Mischan."

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Klangratch, the Axe of War slices into St. Cuthbert's chest with a shining vernal axe.
Klangratch, the Axe of War slices into St. Cuthbert's chest with a shining vernal axe.

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St. Cuthbert raises a hand a smites Klangratch, the Axe of War with vernal power.

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Urlach, Master of Death raises a hand and smites St. Cuthbert with vernal power.
St. Cuthbert has been slain by Urlach, Master of Death.

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Juliana pouts prettily.

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Kiakoda, Guardian the Green snuffs some crack.

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Juliana says, "Now why'd you do that? We need all the gods we can get."

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Urlach sighs wearily.

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Urlach waves a hand over the corpse of St. Cuthbert and a spark of power drifts down to the body's chest. A moment later, the corpse stands up straight, a ghoul with no distinguishing features.

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Urlach says, "Better?"

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Juliana smiles and says, "No."

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D'varsha chuckles heartily.

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Crazen, the Soulless has been imprisoned in a giant hole by Shanth of the Quiet Mind.

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D'varsha leaps up from his chair.

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D'varsha says, "I'll look into that."

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D'varsha vanishes in a flash of light. Sometimes it's good to be a newbie!

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D'varsha, the First arrives from the ether, followed by Shanth of the Quiet Mind.

5000h, 6000m, 50e, 10p ex>analyse shanth
He is:
High on sugar.
High on caffeine.
Hyperactive.

5000h, 6000m, 50e, 10p ex>raise
You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

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Shanth bounces about, twitching, clearly in a hyperactive state.

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D'varsha says, "Alright, this is Shanth. Everybody, Shanth. Shanth, everybody.

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Kiakoda, Guardian of the Green snuffs some crack.

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Shanth says, "Hi-how-are-you-it's-so-nice-to-meet-you-all-does-this-place-serve-Jolt?"

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Olidammara has been slain by the might of Illith, the Leviathan.
Pelor has been slain by the might of Illith, the Leviathan.
Hextor has been slain by the might of Illith, the Leviathan.
Yondalla has been slain by the might of Illith, the Leviathan.

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Kord has been slain by the might of Kethuru, the Allmighty.
Heinreneous has been slain by the might of Kethuru, the Allmighty.
Obad-hai has been slain by the might of Kethuru, the Allmighty.
Wee Jas has been slain by the might of Kethuru, the Allmighty.

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Urlach lets out a long whistle.

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Juliana winces in pain.

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Kiakoda, Guardian of the Green sniffs some crack.

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Shanth bounces about, twitching, clearly in a hyperactive state.

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Tzaraziko wakes up, spreading her arms wide.

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Tzaraziko tells you, "Did I miss anything?"

5000h, 6000m, 50e, 10p ex>clwho
Tzaraziko, the Enigmatic.
D'varsha, the First.
Urlach, Master of Death.
Shanth, of the Quiet Mind.
Kiakoda, Guardian of the Green.
Juliana, the Evenhanded.
Dionamus, the Healer.
Klangratch, the Axe of War.
Vestera, the Dreamweaver

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D'varsha says, "You know, at this rate, we're going to be the only nine left."

...I like how all the D&D Gods ended up in there. I've been waiting for Cuthbert to get smacked for years. Sucky name for a God, is that.

Good. Very good.

I wrote most of this back in December - just stumbled upon it and finished it up.

Not as funny as Guido's, but still quite amusing.

Trying to make a log as funny as Guido's is like trying to be a more successful conquerer then Alexander the Great.

(Vernal Gods): Cuthbert says, "Club target?"

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(Vernal Gods): Juliana says, "Me."


Ahahahahaha.

Hehehehe.

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Illith tells you, "What'dya say we go kick some vernal a**?"

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Illith tells you, "Mischan


heheh, nice!

Tzaraziko, the Enigmatic.
D'varsha, the First.
Urlach, Master of Death.
Shanth, of the Quiet Mind.
Kiakoda, Guardian of the Green.
Juliana, the Evenhanded.
Dionamus, the Healer.
Klangratch, the Axe of War.
Vestera, the Dreamweaver

I win.

I always want to put Tzazariko.