Accidently went Southwest when I meant to glance sw, got nailed by statue and still escaped...I'm damn lucky...or they are slow...



southwest
Old Imperial Road approaching New Celest. (road).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. The stars twinkle in the clear
night sky. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A white marble gravestone stands
vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A white marble
gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor soul. A
white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some poor
soul. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of
some poor soul. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the
death of some poor soul. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. A statue of Silvanus stands here,
memorializing his noble spirit. A malevolent demon prowls here. Trooper
Malevius Daimurn is here. He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword
in his left hand and an iron military broadsword in his right. Llexyn, the
Twisted Mistress is here, shrouded. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand
and a glowing powerstone in her right. Silvanus Arthardar is here, shrouded. He
wields a tower shield in his left hand and a dwarven battleaxe in his right.
Acolyte Jelaludin, Aspirant of the Abyss is here, shrouded.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
You feel ugliness radiating from you.
smile
drink love
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Silvanus unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You take a drink from a garnet vial.
Mmmm! You are seized with a sudden desire to find a mate!
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast
You are far too selfish to throw anything away like that.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast
Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Unreasoning rage turns the world blood-red.
outr horehound
eat horehound
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You get down on one knee and serenade the world.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast
You let out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
The Handmaiden of Shakiniel mutters and pokes her index finger towards Malevius
and makes a hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against Malevius, ripping
apart his magical shield of protection.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
outr pennyroyal
outr pennyroyal
outr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast

Malevius crosses his arms, standing firm and resolute.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You flip the bird.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 pennyroyal, bringing the total in the Rift to 242.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You remove 1 pennyroyal, bringing the total in the Rift to 241.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You eat a bunch of pennyroyal.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You eat a bunch of pennyroyal.
The plant has no effect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Malevius stops you from moving that way.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You blur and slip through time as Silvanus approaches you.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You realize that your heroic actions can no longer continue unnoticed, and you
outr horehound
eat horehound
take it upon yourself to rectify the situation.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 horehound, bringing the total in the Rift to 82.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You eat a horehound blossom.
The plant has no effect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast

Sticky strands of webbing spray out from Silvanus to cover you.
writhe
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-Malevius stops you from moving that way.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You stumble as your left leg shrivels into a useless appendage.
apply mending to legs
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The salve has no discernable effect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Diag
You are:
under the influence of a love potion.
blind.
deaf.
paralysed.
focus body
reckless.
masochistic.
light 62609
smoke 62609
impatient.
light 62609
smoke 62609
an insomniac.
a certified hypochondriac.
entangled.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-You are too impatient to focus on anything.
smoke 62609
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-You must regain equilibrium first.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
You take a long drag off your pipe.

Your insomnia has been cured by the wormwood.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
You must regain equilibrium first.
concentrate
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
You take a long drag off your pipe.

The plant has no effect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-You take a long drag off your pipe.

The plant has no effect.

2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-

2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-

2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p xkdbp-
You have recovered equilibrium.
outr wormwood
eat wormwood
drink choleric
writhe
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
A celestial archangel flings a cobalt blue disc at Malevius, which envelops him
in a field of crackling energy.
With a cold smile, a malevolent demon digs his claws into your flesh, sending a
bolt of excruciating pain through your body.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You may eat another herb.
outr wormwood
eat wormwood
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You begin feeling slightly flushed.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 wormwood, bringing the total in the Rift to 364.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You eat a wormwood stem.
My, you feel healthier than you have in years.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You take a drink from a garnet vial.
What were you thinking? You have no desire to find a mate.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
You remove 1 wormwood, bringing the total in the Rift to 363.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
You eat a wormwood stem.
The plant has no effect.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
Avechna whispers in your mind that Jelaludin is now fair game to slay.
Jelaludin blows an Aeon tarot at you, destroying your speed defence.
drink quicksilver
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
Diag
You must regain balance first.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p ekdbp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You may drink another affliction-healing potion.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You may eat another herb.
outr horehound
eat horehound
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 horehound, bringing the total in the Rift to 81.
2520h, 3060m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You eat a horehound blossom.
Prudence rules your psyche once again.
2520h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
2520h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
northeast
Malevius stops you from moving that way.
2520h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Malevius's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Malevius swings an iron military broadsword at you. Malevius cuts your right
leg, striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
outr yarrow
eat yarrow
You shrug off the effects of the venom.
2264h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Malevius wildly jabs a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you. You are
poked in the chin for a small puncture.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You have writhed free of your entanglement.
writhe
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 255.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You eat a yarrow sprig.
The plant has no effect.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You begin to writhe helplessly, throwing your body off balance.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p ekdbp-
Malevius takes a long drag off his pipe.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p ekdbp-
southwest
You are paralysed and cannot do that.
focus body
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p ekdbp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You are too impatient to focus on anything.
smoke 62609
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You take a long drag off your pipe.

The plant has no effect.

1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
1932h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
southwest

Avechna whispers in your mind that Llexyn is now fair game to slay.
Llexyn points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You are paralysed and cannot do that.
focus body
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
The Handmaiden of Shakiniel breathes out a cloud of scintillating light, which
engulfs Malevius and makes him pale.
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You may eat another herb.
outr yarrow
eat yarrow
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You are too impatient to focus on anything.
smoke 62609
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 254.
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You eat a yarrow sprig.
The flow of blood recedes as your right leg's main artery mends.
1199h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You bleed 67 health.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You take a long drag off your pipe.

The plant has no effect.

1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Jelaludin blows an Aeon tarot at you, destroying your speed defence.
drink quicksilver
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Silvanus stands a tarot on his open palm, and blows it lightly at you. Suddenly
your movement through the time stream is slowed.
drink phlegmatic
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
(Celest): Shiro (from the Astral Plane) says, "Someone go to celestia."
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You move sluggishly into action.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **OFF**

starchant trueheal
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-You move sluggishly into action.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You may eat another herb.
1132h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Malevius swings an iron military broadsword at you. Malevius cuts your left
leg, striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
699h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
Malevius wildly jabs a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you, and you
smoothly step away from the blow. He stumbles forward as he fails to strike
you.
699h, 3060m, 3060e, 10p exkdbp-
You give yourself wholly unto the Light, and feel a divine presence fill you
from brow to feet. As you are lifted off the ground, you turn slowly in utter
ecstasy as the presence of the Supernals fill you with power and joy.
3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
A celestial archangel flings a cobalt blue disc at Malevius, which envelops him
in a field of crackling energy.
3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **OFF**

starchant trueheal
3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-Your prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **ON**

You find that you are not yet ready to perform that feat.
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **ON**

AUTOHEALER ON
3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-3024h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
apply health to legs
Llexyn points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around
**SHIELDED**

Malevius.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The salve has no discernable effect.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
A malevolent demon vomits forth a stream of noxious fluid that strikes you,
coating you with a thick green slime.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exk-
Jelaludin hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As
it reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering
writhe
you.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p ekp-
southwest

Silvanus hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As
it reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering
you.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p ekp-Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move.
2291h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p ekp-
You bleed 36 health.
2255h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p ekp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2381h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
2381h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Bleeding wounds open up on your body, as your soul surges with holy power.
2381h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
southwest
Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move.
2381h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Malevius's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Malevius wildly jabs an iron military broadsword at you. You are poked in the
chin for a small puncture.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
focus body
2053h, 3672m, 3060e, 0p exkp-You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Raising her hand, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel releases a ball of white light
that shoots forth and envelops Malevius.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Malevius takes a long drag off his pipe.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exkp-
Diag

Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exkp-You are:
turning stiff like a corpse.
entangled in ropes.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p xkp-
You have writhed free of your entanglement by ropes.
writhe
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
outr marjoram
eat marjoram
writhe
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exk-You begin to writhe helplessly, throwing your body off balance.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
Jelaludin grabs a malevolent demon behind the neck and points at you. The demon
shakes his head regretfully.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-You remove 1 marjoram, bringing the total in the Rift to 161.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-You eat a sprig of marjoram.
Your muscles relax as the rigormortis subsides.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
You begin to writhe helplessly, throwing your body off balance.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
Llexyn points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
1320h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
Silvanus blows an Aeon tarot at you, destroying your speed defence.
drink quicksilver
1320h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
1320h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
drink health
Malevius takes a long drag off his pipe.
1320h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
Diag
You must regain balance first.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
A celestial archangel flings a cobalt blue disc at Malevius, which envelops him
in a field of crackling energy.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
southwest

You may eat another herb.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exk-Old Imperial Road approaching New Celest. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle
in the clear night sky. Pausing to rest, a mugwump pilgrim looks off into the
distance.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
1762h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p exk-

Opps, was only four Magnagorians, false topic description!!

Nevertheless, quite impressive.

I dunno why, but that was really funny for some reason. Really impressive.

Wow, the weak damage I did makes me feel sad , lol.

Good job anyways

Love how us geomancers can do all of 700 damage

You begin to writhe helplessly, throwing your body off balance.
2053h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-
Llexyn points her staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
1320h, 3422m, 3060e, 0p ek-

I'll bet you an Aquamancer attack would do much more =p

I think Ethelon has transcendent magic.

Geomancer staff (used to?) does physical.

It's a mix, and I think he's transcendent resilience too anyway.

He's 90% of my might, so he must be.

Yeah, I'm Trans Resilience and Magic....so 700 is the most I get hit with, you should be happy you do as much damage as Daevos does with his double swing on me

Daevos does 700 to you on a double swing? Lies

Better 700 than 400-550.

-eye-

Well, I was guesstimating (shhh!) This is how much damage he does actually to me....I don't keep logs often but this is from a fight 2 nights ago I believe...usually between 800-900 per double swing...guess I need better armour, bleh

2498h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Daevos swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you. You are cut in
the cheek for a small flesh wound.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
drink health
A celestial archangel flings a cobalt blue disc at Daevos, which envelops him
in a field of crackling energy.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
A look of pain crosses Daevos's face as the Handmaiden of Shakiniel carves him
up.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira takes a drink from a ruby vial.
Veonira licks her lips and suddenly looks very attractive.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira gets down on one knee and serenades the world.
2101h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
You bleed 28 health.
2073h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Ravin begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.
2073h, 2960m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira leaps up in what is apparently an attempt at a graceful swan dive. She
**ENEMY IS ON THE GROUND**

smacks headfirst into the ground.
2123h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-2123h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira eats a horehound blossom.
2123h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira eats kombu seaweed.
2123h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Veonira takes a drink from a sapphire vial.
2123h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-
Daevos swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you. The cut to your
right leg leaves only a nick on your thigh.
1638h, 3021m, 3240e, 10p exkdbp-

I think anyone with trueheal could have gotten out of that, since according to your log it heals you of health, mana and afflictions while paralysed and then gives you prismatic barrier. Your only accomplishment is having enough might to survive the hits until you thought of using it

heh, you just like being an ass don't you Jello. You did see up top where I said I got lucky...right? Aswell, alot of people would have been to messed up and confused. Not to mention, Trueheal does not get rid of entanlgements, which is all they did besides an aeon. If they had all concentrated on nailing me with damage instead of just trying to hinder me more I would have most likely died, which is why I made the comment also that they may be slow

Yea, you can't trueheal entangled, webbed, impaled or stunned (including pinleg stun), so it isn't all that. One thing I notice about trueheal is that it ignores eq and gives it to you afterwards... *chin* I have to try web/trueheal/soulless sometime.

Here we go....

3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p xkdb-
Shiro stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p xkdb-
Bowing her head and crossing her arms, a celestial archangel sends a bolt of
topaz light at you, which sinks deep into your skull and sets your mind

reeling.
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
You grunt a bit and then let out a loud 'OINK!'
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-chant
abjure web shiro
smoke pipe51869
starchant trueheal
Passive mode.
chant
kick
smoke pipe51869
fling soulless at shiro
Passive mode.

You chant rhythmically under your breath.
3784h, 2578m, 2980e, 10p exkdb-
You grasp a handful of cosmic threads and will them into existence, then
release them onto Shiro as a mass of sticky webs.
3784h, 2528m, 2980e, 10p xkdb-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
3784h, 2528m, 2980e, 10p xkdb-
You give yourself wholly unto the Light, and feel a divine presence fill you
from brow to feet. As you are lifted off the ground, you turn slowly in utter
ecstasy as the presence of the Supernals fill you with power and joy.
4540h, 3093m, 2980e, 0p exk-
Your prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
Active mode.
You chant rhythmically under your breath.
4540h, 3093m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You cannot see that being here.
4540h, 3093m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You take a long drag off your pipe.
4540h, 3093m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You fling the Soulless tarot card at Shiro and upon impact, it disappears. An
Passive mode.
ominous silence overtakes your surroundings.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p ek-
You may eat another sparkleberry.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
The body of Shiro Aramanth appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it,
causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
You see Shiro Aramanth yell, "Phoxx smells like a goat!"
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
Bleeding wounds open up on your body, as your soul surges with holy power.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 0p exk-
"Meh," says Shiro nonchalantly.
4540h, 3043m, 2980e, 1p exk- Active mode.

So, it would've worked if he hadn't have conveniently d/ced halfway through, which by the way stops soulless with no message being given.

You were abusing a bug and have an alias made for it, anyway. Why should it matter if it doesn't work?

Well I think bragging about it is being an ass, not pointing out how it's a stupid thing to brag about.

Hold up, who said it was a bug? It is NOT a bug.

The point of trueheal is for emergencies, regardless of whether you have equilibrium or not. Builders don't just 'overlook' the fact that an ability somehow gives eq back. It's supposed to be like that. No-one has thought of using it offensively, and that makes me stupid?