I made this, with the help of Alyvia, when she first posted that they were getting married. Enjoy.

Joshua J. Whitman, Total Radar Guy
Strength: 11 Dexterity: 11 Constitution: 13
Intelligence: 7 Size: 14 Charisma: 8
You are dressed, thank god, and hungry.
You do not need sleep, unless Alyvia is involved.
You are sober and in control, but not for long.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look common.
You are an enemy of: Iraq, Magnagora.
You currently possess 20 lessons, 3 credits.
You have played for a total of 7334 days, 13 hours, and 34 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 5 days, 4 hours and 14 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: A young, white male bellows, "Blah blah blah."
You are a member of the Whitman family.
Your warcry is, "Pass the doritos."
You will timeout after 78 years, 20 days, and 4 hours of inactivity.

Joshua J. Whitman, Total Radar Guy
Sex : Soon Race : Human
Level : 23 (45%) Rank : Engaged
Health: 1548/1548 Endurance: Falling... (See above)
Mana : 1389/1389 Willpower: Will soon be crushed.
Ego : 4307/4307 Reserves : 7%
You are ranked 14,960,542 on Earth.
You are the 5,352,023 ranked combatant.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of San Diego.
You have reached the rank of 'Consumer Whore' in your city.
You are a Sonar Technician in the U.S. Navy.
You are a pilgrim in the fellowship of explorers.
You are 20 years old.
You were born on the 27th of October, 1984 years after the birth of Jesus.
You are carrying 12 dollar's bill.

With all the personal information I got, i'll be stalking him in no time. Watch the news for a report of a deranged man assaulting him with a hammer screaming 'F'AI GLOMDORING!'.

Edit- Just to clarify, i'm the one screaming 'F'ai Glomdoring', not the hammer.

hahahaha.

lmfao, rofl, and an assortment of other laughing things.

Hahah, sweet! I want one Guido!

Gods, next thing I know, I'll have someone call the customer service line, I'll answer:

"Thank you for calling regence blue shield, boeing customer service, this is Marc, how can I help you?"

"F'AI GLOMDORING!"

*click*

Priceless.

Love it.

And I am so trying that FAI GLOMDORING thing sometime. (I'm the resident answerphone. MUAHA.)

HAHAHA THAT IS HEELARIOUS!

Oi, I missed that one, heh...

Shiri
Strength: 4 Dexterity: 12 Constitution: 9
Intelligence: 2 Size: 9 Charisma: 3
You are dressed, and have been eating munchies all night. And day.
You do not need sleep, and if you did, you would forgo it anyway.
You are sober and in control, much to our dissapointment.
From the clothing that can be seen, you appear to be emulating a badger. Or whale.
You are an enemy of:
You currently possess 0 lessons, 0 credits.
You have played for a total of 1 day, 3 hours.
You have posted for-

***You have caused an untapped system error. Please do not execute this command again***

*peer*

This week you've played for a total of 0 hours, 20 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: A tiny voice shouts, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."
You are not in a family, as no one will take you.
Your motto is: "POSTING IS FUN!"
You will timeout: never.

Shiri
Sex : Never Race : Badger. Or whale.
Level : 5 (0%) Rank: Newbie
Health: 500/500 Endurance: 500/500
Mana : 500/500 Willpower: 500/500
Ego : 1337/1337 Reserves : 0%
You are ranked pretty darn low.
You are not ranked in combat.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Serenwilde.
You have reached the rank of "never here" in your commune.
You are the clan head of the clan "Posters Annonymous."
You are a pilgrim in the fellowship of explorers.
You are 14 years old.
You were born yesterday. Kidding!
You are carrying a nickel, named Philip.

Edit: Because Shiri actually told me he was a moron, and had a bad temper, he no longer has 12 int and 13 charisma.

ONE. We do not have nickels in England.

TWO. I do not eat food. I hate food.

THREE. I am 16.



Everything else looks about right.

The nickel was actually a refrence to the Fairly Oddparents. Just randomly threw it in there, it fits with your humor. Wierd.

Haha, that's awesome.

Well, I have no idea what that is, or what humour I supposedly have (or am?), so whatev.

No one knows enough about me to make one.

That's because you don't have any time to eat it.

...that too.

EDIT: Also yay Richter for actually BELIEVING me when I say I'm a moron, not like some seasonally-named people I could mention who think they always know best.

The truth comes out about Nikua and Shiri. Fortunatly, no one knows enough about me to make me one... except,, damn, Richter does *duck*

Daniel

"You were born on the 27th of October, 1984 years after the birth of Jesus. "

Holy mother of...!

I've got the same birthday as him!

'cept I'm a few years younger...
Does this mean I'll be a Nikua in the future too? Eek!
Well, can't be. Different cultural influence and all. I hope.


In any case, that's a high ego for low charisma, eh?

Wait, are you telling me that a 20 years old is getting married? Alyvia, run hun run!! They are no good until they hit 30

Well, of course I know best . You don't seriously believe Shiri's a moron do you? *drags Richter into argument*

Richter's seen more of my posts than you, I bet. (Also I disagree with him on dates and things. So of course he agrees I'm a moron. )