Pilgrims

by Richter

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Richter2005-01-19 07:58:23
The Portal of Fate spits Astrasia out unceremoniously onto the ground.
She is followed by a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim,
a taurian pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim,
an aslaran pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a dwarven
pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, and a dwarven
pilgrim.

Before the Portal of Fate.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A comforting feeling of
privacy pervades the area. Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate
floats before you. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing
the death of some poor soul. There are 3 taurian pilgrims here. There are 3
mugwump pilgrims here. There are 3 loboshigaru pilgrims here. There are 4
dwarven pilgrims here. There are 2 aslaran pilgrims here. Astrasia is here. She
wields a golden sickle in her left hand. Barrin, Pearl of Wisdom is here. He
wields a golden sickle in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading out.
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You nudge a loboshigaru pilgrim suggestively.
A loboshigaru pilgrim flashes you a joyous smile.

You say, "I'll take you to the peak!"

A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A taurian pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"

"Heh heh heh" Astrasia chuckles.
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You snicker softly to yourself.
2622h, 2460m, 2460e, 10p, 9810en, 11200w exp-say why not to the peak?

You say, "Why not to the peak?"

A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A taurian pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
2622h, 2460m, 2460e, 10p, 9830en, 11200w exp-say you don't want me to take you to the peak?

You say, "You don't want me to take you to the peak?"

A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A taurian pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"

You say, "A pity I cannot take you with me... to the peak."

A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A taurian pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A loboshigaru pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
An aslaran pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A mugwump pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A taurian pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Astrasia and I are making a pilgrimage up Avechna's
Peak."
A dwarven pilgrim says, "Aye, I am on a pilgrimage to the top of Avechna's
Peak. Do you know the way? Or could you lead me there if it isn't much
trouble?"



Heh heh, I was bored.
Unknown2005-01-19 09:05:06
QUOTE(Richter @ Jan 18 2005, 09:58 PM)
You say, "A pity I cannot take you with me... to the peak."
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Hilarious. That is actually one of the funnier logs I've seen in awhile.
Unknown2005-01-19 09:23:02
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That must've been fun.
Aebrin2005-01-19 17:28:00
Actually you can offer to:

"I want to hit you on the head with a lead pipe on the Peak"

and they'd still follow you!

Masochistic buggers.
Jalain2005-01-19 18:15:51
QUOTE(Richter @ Jan 19 2005, 05:58 PM)
You say, "A pity I cannot take you with me... to the peak."
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hehe.. I can just picture the first part being said slowly, you waving your hand around beside your face as you ennuciate (sp?) every word.. and then you throw in "to the peak" really quickly at the end.
Unknown2005-01-19 22:45:55
I have to agree, that quote was great. biggrin.gif
Raguel2005-01-19 23:41:21
Those guys are far too trusting - I begged them not to follow me to the peak!

I swear i'm being stalked

Its that damn shadow! Its after me and its got friends this time (my shadow has teamed up with my footprints against me)

*twitch*
Hazar2005-01-20 03:01:25
That was wonderful. Please, post more logs like this.
Raguel2005-01-22 22:41:26
I can never remeber to log stuff!! Its sooo annoying. Then when I do log it its completely unimortant *rant*
Typhus2005-02-08 19:43:30
Haha! That was great. Annoy em