Invisible cows

by Drago

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Drago2005-02-01 00:00:35
east
2723h, 3410m, 2341e, 10p, 16331w ex-
Alabaster Road approaching bridge. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
You see exits leading north, east, and west.
2723h, 3410m, 2341e, 10p, 16331w ex-
You allow an infinitesimally small mote of cosmic fire to manifest and direct
it at a cow. Cosmic fire blasts forth, dissolving her flesh in a sparkling
current of energy.
A cow aimlessly wanders off to the west.

You blink.
Shiri2005-02-01 00:34:49
Better kill something that is there accidentally than be deliberately trying to kill something that doesn't exist. dry.gif That's pretty funny though, hee.
Richter2005-02-01 00:37:13
Gah, I don't get it. Why do you guys always post things I don't get? *eye* It's probably cause work is burning me out right now...
Ixion2005-02-01 00:39:05
That might have been Munsia reincarnated and hidden somehow..
Drago2005-02-01 00:42:39
Could be.

And Richter, the point is: I was killing cows, and was chasing one (which is why I attacked when there was "nothing" in the room.

Chances are the cow reset just before I attacked but, to me, it looked like there was no cow in the room.
Richter2005-02-01 00:54:33
El-oh-el.
Daganev2005-02-01 01:13:58
haha, Richter, talk about posting things I don't get...

I read, god oh god, and was like "WTF?"
Akraasiel2005-02-01 04:05:52
Heh, so did I until I sounded it out. Its nice to know im not the only one confused by that.
Sekreh2005-02-05 04:54:22
the sad thing is I got that immediately...

*thwap*
Kharvik2005-02-05 05:31:17
Something like that happened to me the other day too. I was bashing goats and after I killed the last one in a room I did IH and saw there were 3 more there but when I did LOOK there were no goats to be seen. They were passive until I attacked one. Magic wtf.gif