oMG a poll about KURBING pee-KAY!

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Unknown2005-02-04 05:49:09
K, this is how we should fix PK.

Everyone gets 70 points.

Every month you get 16.7 more.

If you attack someone you lose 7.5.

If you eat a cherry pie you gain 2 back.

For every 200 points you win a unicorn.

His name is Charles.

Except on the 3rd Sunday of any given month, in which you will gain 2 back every minute, where X represents hours and Y represents how much your character loves yogurt.

Except on Wednesdays. Then you substitute the C (65 to the nth) equation for an X chromosome. Subtract for chalk.

Divide by moon. Multiply by omega.

If you reach 0 points you get banned. If you reach 600 you get suspect, bully status at 900.

I have fixed the system.

*Bow*
Unknown2005-02-04 05:52:33
By the Gods! Guido did it! Hooray, we will make him ruler of all the Basin.
Unknown2005-02-04 06:04:13
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I found Lacostian! Quick, get the nets!
Olan2005-02-04 07:05:09
I voted for the option that says 'wiggity-wack.'

I don't actually know what the aforementioned 'wiggity-wack' means, but I found it amusing enough to vote for.

Yes, I make all my decisions this way.
Unknown2005-02-04 07:20:54
It means, "teh suck."

On another note, I can't believe how politically incorrect some dictionaries are. I looked up "ebonics" and got "black english."

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Unknown2005-02-04 13:45:18
QUOTE(Guido Flagg @ Feb 4 2005, 06:49 AM)


For every 200 points you win a unicorn.

His name is Charles.

42017



As soon as I get back to Lusternia, Guido, I'm buying you a cartel.
Richter2005-02-04 18:40:51
Reminds me of the gold sovereign I found. Good thing was, I named it Philip! Bad news is... it was a girl sovereign. *sniffle*

*looks around distractedly*

Hey, I'm a fireman!

Voted cause I want SPOREZ too! Wiggity whack!
Unknown2005-02-04 19:50:09
Rofl. I'm glad you entered your gig in the February contest, and not January wink.gif
Unknown2005-02-04 19:50:30
Y'know what... and this is a compliment... you remind me of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams funny...
Unknown2005-02-05 17:15:23
QUOTE(SirVLCIV @ Feb 4 2005, 01:50 PM)
Y'know what... and this is a compliment... you remind me of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams funny...
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Their style of funny, or their level of funny? biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-02-05 19:19:48
Style - work on the level wink.gif
Maedhros2005-02-06 02:09:40
My name is Charles wtfomg stalker.
Kaileigh2005-02-06 02:16:08
QUOTE(Guido Flagg @ Feb 3 2005, 11:49 PM)
For every 200 points you win a unicorn.

His name is Charles.
42017



But.. but.. I wanna name him Lord Pain.
Unknown2005-02-07 04:49:00
This majestic unicorn stands here, radiating a pure silvery light. He is still and peaceful, quietly grazing on the nearby grass. His coat is pure white, and his long mane flows, blown by some faint breeze. He looks as if he could not harm a soul. He is called 'Lord Pain, the D357RUC70R'.
A majestic unicorn is weak and feeble.
He is loyal to Kaileigh.
Maedhros2005-02-07 23:49:29
QUOTE(blastron @ Feb 6 2005, 11:49 PM)
This majestic unicorn stands here, radiating a pure silvery light. He is still and peaceful, quietly grazing on the nearby grass. His coat is pure white, and his long mane flows, blown by some faint breeze. He looks as if he could not harm a soul. He is called 'Lord Pain, the D357RUC70R'.
A majestic unicorn is week and feeble.
He is loyal to Kaileigh.
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Weak happy.gif
Unknown2005-02-08 08:46:47
So I was tired. And working on three things at once. I, er, gah, LIES I WOULD NEVER MESS UP HOMONYMS!! OR MISPEL OR USE IMPROPER GRAMMER OR ALL CAPS OR ANYTHING!!
Typhus2005-02-08 19:34:39
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But.. but.. I wanna name him Lord Pain.


You dominatrix you...
Raan2005-02-08 21:34:08
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Reminds me of the gold sovereign I found. Good thing was, I named it Philip! Bad news is... it was a girl sovereign. *sniffle*

*looks around distractedly*

Hey, I'm a fireman!



Im glad Im not the only person addicted to that annoyingly amusing show.
Kaileigh2005-02-09 06:43:56
Obviosly no one watches cartoons as much as I do.. *sigh*

Leave me alone
Richter2005-05-04 19:59:57
*bump*

*evillaugh*