I've seen this on other boards - ask me a question, any question in the whole wide world, and I'll answer it here. Ready, set, go!

Going to go get my haircut now, so I'll go at it when I get back

Like my magic 8 ball?

Am I going to get unbanned?

Like my magic 8 ball?

Am I going to get unbanned?

Okay, I assume you're just going to answer it with another question or some catchall phrase, but I'm curious if you have an interesting way, so I'll bite.

WHAT...isthecarryingcapacityofanunladensparrow? (European.)

#1 Yes.

#2 Don't count on it.

#1 No.

#2 Yes.

(Note, on #2, I said you would get unbanned, not Riyo. For Riyo, 'That is uncertain.')

Which sparrow in particular? Or the average Hirundo rustica swallow?

For the sparrow I'm thinking of, 10 grams.

What colour boxer shorts am I wearing, and when will I be unpeaced?

Color and time are subjective, but you are wearing boxers that are a shade of grey, and you will be peaced after now.

Incorrect on number one! I'm currently wrapped in a sheet while I wait for my clothes to dry so I can leave the house! I win!

What came first, the c... nah.

1. Will the Glomdoring ever be a commune?

2. If so, will hardcore rock music start to play every single time anything in the forest moves? Because it would be that awesome.

Question 1: Why?
Question 2: What?

I could actually answer what Guido was about to ask from a Christian perspective.

The chicken, got made all creatures and told em to multiply. Told ya we have all the answers. Muahahaha!

Ok, I got a question for you. Is there a cheap tool that one could buy that is used to create perforated lines on cardstock? *hum* Serious question. Answer!

He never said he'd answer it correctly.

What is the dictionary definition for antiinterdenominationalistically, just off the top of your head?

Also, what is the definition for antidisestablishmentarialism (again, off the top of your head, please)?

Also, were you asleep at the time of this post?

Ah, but time is subjective, so you were wearing boxers.

Actually, evolutionarily speaking, the pre-chicken (Red Jungle Fowl - Gallus gallus) laid an egg that carried the first real chicken of the species we now know as Gallus domesticus. Thusly, the egg came first.

1. Yes.

2. Hardcore rock music will play somewhere every time anything in the forest moves. Because it would be that awesome.

1. Because.
2. Yes.

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1. Too long.
2. Too long.

And it's antidisestablishmentarianism.

(you said off the top of my head, not the correct definition )