Ackleberry Highway. (road).
It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall pleasantly past. This ancient road curves from north to south on the eastern side of the basin of civilization. The ground of the road is compacted tight under the weight of centuries of travellers, merchants, heroes and villains trekking back and forth. Two channels have been engraved within the road from the weight of wagon wheels carrying their heavy cargoes. A number of glowing glyphs hang in the air. Fated Jelaludin, Apprentice of Nil is here. Hexe, Tuek, the Heir of Ellindel is here.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.

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Druid of the Hart, Akraasiel Tliwx, Of the Scelaige
Sex : Male Race : Dracnari
Level : Crap (Duh%) Rank : Hexes? HAH!
Health : 2/2 Endurance : 20/20
Mana : 9/9 Willpower : 6/6
Ego : 9845/9845 Reserves : -12%
You are ranked 468th in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud member of The Collective of Serenwilde.
You have reached the rank of 'Tree?' in your city.
You are a loser in the Moondancers.
You are an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'Guardians of the Eternal Flame.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Naturalists Combine.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Circle of White Hart.'
You are 30 years old.
You were born on the 5th of Urlachmar, 79 years after the Coming of Estarra.
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say gods, hexes are so underpowered.
You say, "Gods, hexes are so underpowered."
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Jelaludin nods.
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Tuek says, "Yeah. Every time I throw one I actually lose two-hundred points of health."
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Jelaludin says, "My computer crashes any time I try and throw one. I lost, like, a gig of pr0n."
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Daevos enters from the southeast.
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A bunch of glowing glyphs crash into Daevos.
Tuek has been slain by Daevos.
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blink
You blink.
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The soul of Tuek says, "I hate you, Roark."
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(The Naturalists Combine) Raguel says, "Charis, I... I love you."
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Daevos rubs his chin thoughtfully.
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Daevos says, "Bah!"
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(The Naturalists Combine) Charis says, "And I, you! Let's run away, sweet Raguel!"
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say to daevos That does it.
You say to Daevos, "That does it."
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Daevos says, "Bah?"
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Jelaludin says, "We're tired to hexes being so damn weak!"
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Daevos says, "Bah, bah! Bah? Bah..."
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Daevos shrugs.
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Daganev enters from the northwest.
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Daganev envelopes you in a massive bearhug.
You have been slain by Daganev.
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A number of glowing glyphs crash into Jelaludin's chest.
Jelaludin has been slain by Daevos.
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(The Naturalists Combine) Raguel says, "Come, we will love among my stars, me dearest. Come away with me! We shall depart."

say ...
You say, "..."

pray for salvation

Psh.. crap.

Indeed.

I'm still polishing up the Ballad. I had to push something out... I swear, if I have to copy and paste Visaeris slaughtering a random Celestian with the Seal of Chaos one more time i'll snap.

Consider this a creative bowel movement. Better out than in.