Starleaper

by Drago

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Drago2005-02-12 00:50:39
Centre of the Necropolis.
Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above
everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper of the
Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A massive black warthog
stands here, snorting and bearing its tusks. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 6 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals
here. The fossilized remains of Lapurio are here. There are 3 hideous
archdemons here. A taint wyrm is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air
with its corrosive stench. Silvanus Arthardar is here, shrouded. He wields a
twisted staff in his left hand and a tower shield in his right. Kaervas
Arthardar, the Ascendant Fury is here. He wields a golden paintbrush in his
left hand and a kite shield in his right. Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Marshal of
Death is here. He wields a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword in each
hand. Myrmidon Murphy Carthan, Legionnaire of Dread is here, shrouded. He
wields a tormented spectre flail in each hand. Borca, Maul of the Mountains is
here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and a tower shield
in his right. Myrmidon Rakor is here, shrouded. He wields a tormented spectre
flail in each hand. Trooper Jelaludin is here, shrouded. He wields a tormented
spectre flail in each hand. Apprentice Lucy Gladheon is here. She wields a
twisted staff in her left hand. Abomination Yrael, the Shade is here. He wields
a tower shield in his left hand. Veonira Ilyenaht, the Earth Wench is here,
shrouded. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand and a kite shield in her
right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
2622h, 3108m, 2136e, 10p, 13499w exk-
You fling a tarot card upon the ground, and an image of Shanth of the Quiet
Mind rises up, circling around you so fast that he becomes nothing but a blur.
His speed becomes so great that even the blur fades from sight, though you
sense his presence protecting you.
2622h, 3058m, 2136e, 5p, 13500w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2622h, 3058m, 2136e, 5p, 13506w exk-
You concentrate for a moment and your flesh begins to dissolve away, becoming
slimy and wet.
2622h, 3058m, 2136e, 5p, 13506w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2622h, 3108m, 2136e, 5p, 13512w exk-
Your health is quickly deteriorating.
The Starleaper comes to your aid and whisks you away from danger.
Archway of the old Palace.
The mighty form of a spectral paladin floats here vigilantly.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and west.
2397h, 3108m, 2136e, 6p, 13518w exk-
(Nihilists): You say, "Oh my."
2397h, 3108m, 2136e, 6p, 13518w exk-
You discern:
You are standing in Spectre Isle.
Your environment conforms to that of wasteland.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
2615h, 3108m, 2136e, 7p, 13536w exk-
(Nihilists): You say, "That was a quick way to travel to spectre isle.."
Drago2005-02-12 00:52:23
As Kaervas said: I'm probably lucky it didn't teleport me into Celest.