(The Merchant's Guild): Akraasiel says, "Merely a pleasant time, and good conversation."

(The Merchant's Guild): Akraasiel says, "If they wish to make a bit extra, that is their business, not mine."

(The Merchant's Guild): Llexyn says, "I think Akraasiel's just looking for himself. Just to see who's easy out there and willing to pay -him- to have sex."

(Market): Akraasiel says, "Actually I am a celibate."

(Market): Akraasiel says, "Mis."

(Market): Munsia says, "...."

(The Merchant's Guild): Akraasiel says, "Actually I am a celibate."

(Market): Bricriu says, "Cheers to that. Uncut gems for sale."

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "Awesome, Akraasiel. Purely fantastic."

I was asked to post this! <3

Not really the image of the Merchant's Guild I'd hoped to project. I'd like everyone to know that he was talking about his services on the Guardians channel, and market... so...

But anyway:

(Guardians of the Eternal Flame): Someone says, "A funny guy tells you, "Need a Viscanti lady? Depends on how drunk you can get Bricriu.""

Heh.. That was pretty good.

Hah, that was me. Akraasiel sent me a tell asking if I knew of any Viscanti who would be willing to work for him. I said it depended on how drunk you could get Bricriu.

Then Akraasiel mutilated the quote over clt