Jack and I are looking for wives.

Wait!

It's about to get interesting. This idea was originally a bit of a joke on Jack's part, but I think we could make it into something very cool.

Basically, we intend to win our wives in a fairly unorthodox way. Guido plans on infusing a number of cakes with love potion, gathering together a couple of likely lasses, and after giving the chosen ladies a large (And potentially dangerous) dosage of love potion, we will ask the drugged out wives-to-be for their hands in marriage. They will, of course, then accept. The muddled women will be so sick and mindless with love that they will in reality be little more than pawns.

We would seek to manipulate our children in the same way, winning our sons powerful wives and marrying our daughters off to form alliances and spread our power. The fact that we are abusing huge amounts of love potion would, of course, be a secret carefully guarded among the family's males.

This could also lead to some great roleplaying events. Perhaps one of the wives finds out and switches the food around, reversing the effect and turning the men of the family into fawning peons? Perhaps a Serenwilder with a careful eye begins to wonder why the Flagg family is always placing such large shipments for love potion and decides to investigate? Ect.

Questions? Comments?

Yeah, why wasn't I informed?

I've been trying for the past hour or so to seduce Elaeni, damnit!

Hey, I told you I was going to go through with it

You're insane.

Find me a 39 year old wife, hmm? Doesn't matter how, give her cakes if you want.

Welp, secret's out, generations ahead of its time too.

It would be a secret ICly. Yes, I know I can't trust any of you to keep it that way, but whatever. It will be really obvious by the way the women act that something is wrong anyway.

By the way, the point of this topic was to find people willing to do it

Besides.....Elaeni is mine!

Damnit, I've nearly got her convinced!

I was all, "Who's better, me or Iaknek?" and she said I was. So there.

What if I kidnap Narsrim, Munsia, Gregori, Tuek and dress them all up so they LOOK like women, then feed them the potion?

*snicker*

Gregori and Nars would be believable, but Tuek's too buff from all his trans skills, and I doubt even you could make Munsia look female.

I'll stick to Guido's idea, thanks.

*backs away slowly*

I think that's an interesting concept... Looking forward to it in case you get it going.

(Might be even more interesting if your drugged wife actually was someone else's fiance or wife *suck* As long as both of them agree of course. More interesting roleplay )

Okay, i've got a volunteer. I think Jack still needs one, or maybe we'll see if Elaeni



That's obviously not working out.

Guido, that is the funniest idea, and -is- a great potential for roleplay. Imagine one of the women coming out of her love stupor and slaying her former "love". The Stepford Wives of Lusternia...

I'd pay you in thousands of credits to get Munsia married to Jack.

You don't even have 10 credits, Erion

Guido... you are insane!

Well, I guess that insanity is what seperates the madman from the genius after all...

Good idea, by the way... But no, I'm not volunteering.


Edit: I hope either of you "charm" a dominatrix that in the midst a of complete sadist session, you end up dying constantly.

Actually this idea sounds pretty cool in a sick and twisted way that just means interesting.

Oh, we're not planning (At least i'm not ) to do anything like that. Guido has enough morals left to feel pretty bad about basically making someone into a sex toy. He's in it for the influence and power.

That isn't to say that some really wierd stuff won't happen. I can imagine the wedding ceremony...

That's part of the beauty of it, trying to make 'er back out of the engagement.

Anyway, who's the lucky gal you're seducing?