I'll tell you what I told everyone else.

I'm like, "WOO!", and she's like, "WOO!". I don't see the problem.

'WOO!' represents a fun and platonic relationship. I think. She might really be thinking, "Goo...!" That would be bad.

I'm have 0% success moving things forward. It might be because I have one of the most revolting and objectable attitudes on the face of the planet, but she's always seemed far more fine with that than anyone else.

So i'm, like, "ROO!", which represents a slightly less platonic relationship, and she's, like, "Uh, how about 'WOO!'?". I don't know if I should be less forward, but anything less than what it is now would be sliding into obscurity, methinks.

I just felt like ranting. If you understood any of that, feel free to reply. We out.

EDIT: Yeah, the title should be 'HAS'

ZOO!

Title edited for ya. And...I assume you mean platonic.

Er, right Shiri. We aren't a bunch of igneous rocks...

ZOO? What is this ZOO you speak of?

I'm pretty sure I get what you mean Guido. You want to move forward, she seems happy where things are and you're not sure what to do right? It's hard, and I'm not sure what to tell you except that you and she should sit down sometime and talk about it. (using actual words instead of monosyllabic representations of states of being) Talking is the best way of deciding where you stand in anything, including (especially) relationships.

See, I'm not quite sure what to do here. With my girlfriend and I, I was like... Goo? And she was all like, GOO!!! So I did a few more goo's, and she was Goo... *wiggle*

All that turned into a few more Goo's, then some WOO! WOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOO!!

Coo...

Then I got the munchies.

Aye, AmajoS, I tend to do that when I have a lot of time to write something and a lot of anxiety to write it with. Thanks, and you get +3 points for using the word 'monosyllabic'.

Richter made me giggle, so he gets some points as well.

Hmm, being forward isnt a bad thing if youre smooth, I find that walking up to a girl at a party and asking her if she wants to take off for some casual sex usually gets the job done, sure, about half will reject you, but usually at the end of the night you are getting some. Oh, a real relationship is what you want? Can't help you there.

And if he hasn't been BSing me... You should SEE some of the pics of cuties he has. *brandish* For being a goofy-looking guy, he gets some beautiful girls.

A real relationship? That's what I'm trying, finally. The "friends" thing started to get old after a few years.

Meh, getting a girl isnt that hard. Put on the charm, dont be afraid to be goofy. The two things key to success with the opposite gender are total confidence and persistance. Ive been turned down by more women than I can count. Its the law of averages, try long enough, and one of them will go for it. I figure there are enough pretty women in the world for a goofball like me (assuming a 1/100 success rate- in actuality its closer to 1/7 now) to date nothing but pretty women all his life. All you need is an acceptable appearance, and a little wit, charm, finess, whatever.

If I can pull it off, anyone can. It also helps if youve dated good looking women before, as it gets easier the next time. Soon you become used to it, and confidence no longer becomes an issue. If she turns you down, then pfft, the bitch wasnt worth the time of day. If she doesnt want you, then she probably has some sort of mental problem. (little bit of my internal dialouge here )

Don't worry, I pull the 'goofy' bit like you wouldn't believe.

Don't act. Be yourself.

You wan't them to like you, not your stage personality or whatever.

Lastly, be goofy in all things, not just wimmins.

Thinking back, I really don't think I'm qualified to give advice, but whatever.

Wait, hold on. Maybe it's man talk, but I don't understand all these letter-oo things.

Are you in an actual boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, or is it like...you basically almost are but...not sure?

You're not alone there Veo, so if it is a guy thing I'm not part of it.

...then again that wouldn't surprise me.

I think its from a movie... anyway....

I'll give you some advice I got from a movie. So far it has worked wonders for me.

Guys want it 5 minutes in, Girls want it 15 minutes in. If you hold back, and let 10 minutes pass after you want in, and then go in, your more likely to get in.

Mine sure wasn't from any movie, and if you can't tell what the post was about, I'm afraid I can't tell you.

Strangly enough I understand Goo, GOO and WOOs.. The ones that get me is the grunts sometimes.
Don't worry Veonira, it is primate talk but its not that hard to catch on..

Of course you aren't, you're not a guy. Silly Shiri. Go be english.

Heyyy. That was low!

Oh wait, bot. Okay. '

Your some sort of British intel program designed to style all the drive out of American youth by posting faster than them. How did that hurt?