Guido tells you, "Oh dear, it seems one of the members of your commune just broke a rather important law."

You tell Butcher Guido Flagg, "Hm?"

Guido tells you, "***** has been keeping me quite well stocked with Flax."

You tell Butcher Guido Flagg, "And your point is?"

Guido tells you, "I expect that warrants some form of punishment?"

You tell Butcher Guido Flagg, "You are right. I will have you killed as punishment for buying from commune members while enemied *sagenod*."

(*************): Guido says, "Gregori, you sly bastard."

...well, now we have an excuse!

Now that's funny!

You'll have to kill me too, I deal with sooo many commune members. And if someone tells me they won't sell to me...

(The Merchant's Guild): You say, "Someone wanna do me do me a favor...?"

Damnit richter, stop stealing my jokes for your sig... not like anyone but us knows what Red Green is, let alone why that is funny.

You mean the Red Green Show, with the weird canadian guy and that lodge?

Yeah, and Red isnt that weird, we really are like that here in Michigan. My father actually looks like him... and acts strangely reminiscent of him as well. *wince*

I love Red Green! Woot! I'm over in Washington by Richter, and I watch it every chance I get .

My favorite one is where Red decided to increase his miles to the gallon by taking ceiling fans and putting them with small wheels perpindicular to the wheels of his car. "If it goes fast enough, than it will lift some weight off the tires!"

Also the scene with the big guy axing the log. The first one won't come out, so he uses another one to try and get that one out.. he ends up with about 46 axes all in each on this poor mutilated log...

I love Red Green! Woot! I'm over in Washington by Richter, and I watch it every chance I get .

My favorite one is where Red decided to increase his miles to the gallon by taking ceiling fans and putting them with small wheels perpindicular to the wheels of his car. "If it goes fast enough, than it will lift some weight off the tires!"

Also the scene with the big guy axing the log. The first one won't come out, so he uses another one to try and get that one out.. he ends up with about 46 axes all in each on this poor mutilated log...

I love Red Green! Woot! I'm over in Washington by Richter, and I watch it every chance I get .

My favorite one is where Red decided to increase his miles to the gallon by taking ceiling fans and putting them with small wheels perpindicular to the wheels of his car. "If it goes fast enough, than it will lift some weight off the tires!"

Also the scene with the big guy axing the log. The first one won't come out, so he uses another one to try and get that one out.. he ends up with about 46 axes all in each on this poor mutilated log...

I love Red Green! Woot! I'm over in Washington by Richter, and I watch it every chance I get .

My favorite one is where Red decided to increase his miles to the gallon by taking ceiling fans and putting them with small wheels perpindicular to the wheels of his car. "If it goes fast enough, than it will lift some weight off the tires!"

Also the scene with the big guy axing the log. The first one won't come out, so he uses another one to try and get that one out.. he ends up with about 46 axes all in each on this poor mutilated log...

Okay...ordinarily I'd just delete the second post if it was a double post, but the fact you did FOUR suggest to me that there's something intentional going on there. Odd guy.

Red Green is the best thing ever, we need to get some tapes of Red Green to mail over to Shiri so he can scratch his head and say to himself "What the f is wrong with these crazy ass Ameri-nadians?"

EDIT: Watch your language. ~Shiri~

Yea Richter, I do that with Gwylifar and venoms. I wonder if she knows that more than half her business comes from commune enemies.

Oh come on, HER business? Gwylifar isn't even REMOTELY feminine.

I don't know.. There was someone with a Gwn-ish name who ambushed, pounced, hugged me as I weeviled. Thought it was him for a long while. Tried to avoid all contact and all that.

That was probably Gwynevere. Fits the description, anyway.

It was, but I thought it was him.