(Pupils): Please welcome Cobalt who joins as a novice freshman!

(Geomancers): You say, "Ymmm..."

(Pupils): Ixchilgal says, "Wzlcome to the Geoman *hic* cerS, CobAlt! Please re
*hic* ad the scroolms GHELP PUP *hic* ILS aqd GHELP vDUCATION po get yourself
Shtarted. Too speeak *hic* on thhis chhannel, GNT (MessagE). Iif yoU need any
ksssisqancee, please feeel frqe to ask."

(Geomancers): You say, "Oh dear Nil. *hic* .."

(Pupils): Cobalt says, "Ok thank you."

(Pupils): You say, "Weelcome CobbalT, and Please dOn't mind uhs."

(Pupils): Ixchilgal says, "Please excuseg the drunkenesbs."

No, how NOT to greet them is to take after Imadis and start writing sexually explicit poetry for those who lust you. But, instead of writing it on the letter, copy it to the Geomancer GNT instead.

Ellara, you would love how Lusien greets novices. I'll think to log him sometime. He is a more verbose, slightly less mature, overly emphatic version of yourself

Heh, thats scary.

You mean I should stop saying, "Yo wazzup..welcome to the shitznit."

Forizzle?

Revan said to a Geomancer novice, "Welcome to the Aquamancers (name), please read GHELP NOVICES."

That'd confuse so many newbies.

I should start doing that to newbies fresh out of the portal.

You tell newbie, "Wanna join the Aquamancers?"

Newbie tells you, "Nope."

You scratch your head, looking for an answer.

You tell newbie, "Wanna join the Serenguard?"

Newbie tells you, "Sure, why not."

You have invited newbie into the clan of Noctus Altus.

Newbie has accepted your invitation to join the clan.

(Noctus Altus): You say, "Welcome to the aquamancers!!!11!!!oneone!1!!"