Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field
of energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the
darkest of colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture
of the room is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome
that forms the entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers
down to the indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands.
Four archways lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where
candles and other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful
force of the Megalith. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom
towers above everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. The Keeper
of the Megalith stands here radiating a tainted presence. A massive black
warthog stands here, snorting and bearing its tusks. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 9 Ur'Guard Grand
Marshals here. A painting of Ixion is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Smoke
curling from her nostrils, a night mare paws impatiently at the black clouds
that roil beneath her hooves.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

gwho
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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Lapurio 1 On On
Caducus 1 On On
Avator NOV On On
Guido 2 On On
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Total Guildmembers: 4

(Ur'guard): You say, "Lapurio, Caducus, please report to the Megalith."

(Ur'guard): Caducus says, "Yes Sir."

Lapurio arrives from the east.

Lapurio gives you a respectful salute.

Trooper Lapurio says, "Reporting as ordered!"

You say, "Follower me, Trooper."

(Ur'guard): Caducus says, "Waiting for the boat."

Lapurio begins to follow you.

You nod your head emphatically.

(I run off and fetch Caducus)

(Ur'guard): You say, "Zergran, please report to the Megalith."

Zergran arrives from the east.

You beckon to Zergran.

Zergran begins to follow you.

ent
The following beings are in your entourage:
The following players are in your entourage:
Trooper Lapurio
Trooper Caducus
Trooper Zergran

(Walking)

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Civil Servant's Offices.
The small size of this office belies the lack of emphasis placed on the
well-being of the citizens of Magnagora by its government. The office has been
decorated on a low budget, light wooden tables with thinly padded chairs
arranged in rows. A larger desk in the back of the room faces a small window
with a view of the southern part of the city. Viscanti clerks are busy at work
here, carrying messages and writing endless pages of information that will
never reach the desk of any person with authority. A short flight of stairs
leads down to the information office below. Pausing to rest, a taurian pilgrim
looks off into the distance. Pausing to rest, an aslaran pilgrim looks off into
the distance. A baby rat timidly moves in the shadows here. A full-grown rat
prowls near your feet. Trooper Zergran is here. He wields a spiked abyssal
flail in each hand. Trooper Caducus is here. He wields a heavy mace resembling
taurian horns in each hand. Trooper Lapurio is here. He wields a demonic
scorched shortsword in each hand.
You see a single exit leading down.

Trooper Caducus raises an eyebrow.

You say, "Zergran, i'd like you to go and count every statue within the city
for me."

You say, "Lapurio, you must count all of the guards posted within the city."

You say, "Caducus, i'd like you to fetch me a ham sandwich."

"Eh?" Zergran says curiously.

You say, "Get to it, Troopers."

Trooper Lapurio says, "Yes sir!"

Trooper Caducus says, "Ok, so, I'mma ask. Why are we here?"

Zergran nods his head emphatically.

You say, "Are you questioning the orders of a superior officer?"

Lapurio leaves to the down.
Continuing her journey, a taurian pilgrim trudges off to the down.
Continuing his journey, an aslaran pilgrim trudges off to the down.

You crease your brow in a frown.

You say, "Why am I not seeing any movement?"

Zergran blinks.

Caducus leaves to the down.

Zergran leaves to the down.

(Ur'guard): You say, "Very good. I expect you all to report back to me as soon
as you are done."

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Done with?"

(Ur'guard): Zergran says, "Guido gave some of us some tasks to do ma'am."

(Ur'guard): You say, "Er, nothing, ma'am. A couple of small tasks to see
whether the recruits can follow orders."

(Ur'guard): Lapurio says, "Ma'am."

(Ur'guard): Zergran says, "Sorry m'am."

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Gawd, don't you people ever check for gender?"

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Lady, no ma'am, and definitely no Sir."

(Ur'guard): Caducus says, "Well, I do Lady."

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Excellent, Caducus."

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "What tasks have you given them?"

(Ur'guard): You say, "Well, one of them is to count all of the statues in the

(I walk to the Megalith)

Caducus gives an overstuffed ham sandwich to you.

With a flourish of his arm, Caducus bows deeply.

You eat an overstuffed ham sandwich with gusto.
The taste of the ham and vegetables beneath the bread is a great mix.

You tell Trooper Caducus, "Good work, Trooper."

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Well, Guido, have you the figures yourself?"

Caducus nods his head affirmatively.

(Ur'guard): Jadryga says, "Surely you cannot ask them to count if you cannot
check if they are accurate."

Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Megalith of Doom.

Caducus gives you a respectful salute.

(Ur'guard): You say, "Er, no. The primary purpose of this exercise is to ensure
that they are ready and willing to follow orders."

(Ur'guard): Caducus says, "Ehh, would I be going to far as to ask if there was
a reward for these tasks?"

(Ur'guard): Ixion says, "Everything going okay?"

(Ur'guard): Lapurio says, "Splendidly."

(Ur'guard): Ixion says, "Good."

(Ur'guard): You say, "Your reward is knowing that you have proven your loyalty
and determination to us."

(Ur'guard): Ixion says, "So, Guido... maybe I should give you a task or ten."

(Ur'guard): You say, "Well, Sir Ixion, i'm still awaiting the results from my last task."

(I had to go at this point, but they both messaged me rather accurate results later)

Guido, I want you to report to the Divine Haven. You are to do nothing until you get there. Let me know when you make it.

Heh, I'd have done well in the Ur'Guard. I like the respect there, so unlike the Serenguard when I was a sec.

What's the difference?

She thinks ma'am makes her sound old.

You were just as bad as half of em and you know it. It might even intrest you to know, we still have someone (dormant) titled He of Many Questions.

You have the guts to do what I would never do.
especially only being rank 2. LoL

Ah, that's right, I did title two novices. I've always roleplayed Richter with somewhat of a sense of humor, even though he's downright evil.

I came in halfway through..

ooc: freakin hilarious
ic: he knows better.. what daganev said