This is what happens when you take a level 21 guildless vagrant who can barely heal against Silvanus. I'm still laughing my head off.

Flying above High mountain path.

You see exits leading northwest and down.
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glance d
High mountain path.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A stinking noxious cloud
floats here. A pile of rubble lies here, blocking the way northwest. A pile of
rubble lies here, blocking the way down.
You see exits leading northwest and down.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Black clouds suddenly release hundreds of stones which rain down on you like a
blizzard of gray hail, pummeling you cruelly and driving you to the ground.
You plummet head first into the ground with a sickening crunch.
apply regeneration to head
apply regeneration to head
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drink health
I don't see the container here from which you wish to apply some salve.
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I don't see the container here from which you wish to apply some salve.
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You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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Silvanus eats a sparkleberry.
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Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some
flying into the air. You yelp in pain as several of them smash into you,
bruising your flesh and cutting your skin.
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You blur and slip through time as Silvanus approaches you.
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You bleed 50 health.
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Silvanus points his staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
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outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 27.
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You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 26.
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You eat a sparkleberry.
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You begin to slowly clamber over the rubble that blocks your way.
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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drink health

A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
stand
buck beneath your feet.
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You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that.
apply mending to legs
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I don't see the container here from which you wish to apply some salve.
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Silvanus eats a sparkleberry.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
stand
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A deep, foreboding hum emanates from the tainted earth, and then you are
suddenly slammed into the ground by an irresistable force.
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You bleed 77 health.
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Silvanus points his staff at you and it swells, rapidly discharging a large
boulder that hurls into your body, smashing flesh and bone.
Blood from your busted innards gushes out of your mouth, and you die from the
crushing damage of the boulder.
You have been slain by Silvanus.
You are OUT of the combat free-for-all!
inr all sparkleberry
Unenemy All
Sparkle OFF
The spectator stands of the Klangratch Tournies.
Sir Unitos, Disciple of the Dawn is here. He wields a cerulean battlehammer in
each hand. The Charmer, Zeo Ookamizoku, Squire to Malicia is here. He wields an
iron military broadsword in his left hand and a curving igasho scimitar in his
right. You see exits leading in and out.
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You store 2 sparkleberry, bringing the total to 28.
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You have no enemies.
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Y'see, I like the way Silvanus has his system talk to him. It's entertaining.

I try to keep it simple and entertain myself at the same time.