Proposition

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-02-20 20:46:17
Hello, I'm AlbinoIgasho, known in Lusternia as Idhe. I have a proposition that you can't refuse! please don't anyway

Got any credits lying around without a use? Or any piles of gold sovereigns attracting dust in a storeroom? Valuable commodities? Don't know what to do with them?

I have the solution>>> Give them to me! Yes, I shall accept the heavy burden of taking any gold, credits, artifacts, commodities or any other valuable items you aren't using. It's the solution to all your problems!

So, just message me ingame and I'll come and take them off you. Don't delay. Message today!

This is not a joke. I really will take them. Go on. Please? Just a couple. You know you want to! This is a use of the influence skill Begging, by the way. Just to explain the title.
Unknown2005-02-20 20:50:10
I would insult you, but your motto is too good.

Instead i'll just make it clear that I need them more than he does.
Unknown2005-02-20 20:55:32
you forgot to use the begging skill in influence, Guido tongue.gif
Unknown2005-02-20 20:59:35
QUOTE
ab influence
You have gained the following abilities in Influence:
Debating            Match wits with others in a clash of egos.

AB INFLUENCE for more information on an ability.


What begging skill sad.gif
Unknown2005-02-20 21:03:02
QUOTE(Guido Flagg @ Feb 20 2005, 08:59 PM)
What begging skill sad.gif
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Stop highjacking my thread! This is my begging spot!

Now where was I... ah yes *does-cute-big-brown-puppy-eye-thingy* Pwease?
Jack2005-02-20 21:13:11
Ahem.

Good people of the Basin, hear me! A surplus of gold, armour and commodities has somehow dissapeared from my vast personal fortune! Fear now, however: if you can return to me the exact amount I have lost (1,000,000 gold, 4000 diamonds, several tonnes of yarrow, galingale, faeleaf, marjoram and kafe, around ten million sprigs of cactus weed, the keys to every shop in Celest, and - oddly - three clans and two cartels), you'll get a shiny gold sovereign!

Can't say fairer than that.
Unknown2005-02-20 21:14:45
Why do people cash in on my cunning plans?
Jack2005-02-20 21:15:37
Well, I'm related to Guido, and we both need that gold for a rather.. interesting cause.

So, uh.. Please return my stolen items to me! Now rewarding two gold sovereigns!
Gwylifar2005-02-21 03:48:48
Shouldn't this be in Trader Bob's?
Elryn2005-02-21 04:02:50
QUOTE(Gwylifar @ Feb 21 2005, 01:48 PM)
Shouldn't this be in Trader Bob's?
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Good point.
Daganev2005-02-21 06:12:50
Gah, no it shouldn't Its suppose to be in the funnies!
Desdemona2005-02-21 06:19:24
No, it is a serious proposition. So this is the right place for it. In the meantime, I also would like to ask for some cheap armour, please, nothing bellow 80/80
Ixion2005-02-21 07:46:25
QUOTE(AlbinoIgasho @ Feb 20 2005, 04:14 PM)
Why do people cash in on my cunning plans?
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Cunning? More like overly obvious and quiant.
Silvanus2005-02-21 07:47:30
.. Who are you, AlbinoIgasho? Never heard of that person before...
Desdemona2005-02-21 07:50:53
Come on SIlvanus, I know you can read. Bother to read the first post at the very least. Your question shall be answered. wink.gif
Unknown2005-02-24 15:47:55
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Feb 21 2005, 07:47 AM)
.. Who are you, AlbinoIgasho? Never heard of that person before...
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QUOTE(AlbinoIgasho @ Feb 20 2005, 08:46 PM)
Hello, I'm AlbinoIgasho, known in Lusternia as Idhe.
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Unknown2005-02-24 15:53:38
LIES!
Hes actually Roark, but hes undercover.
Unknown2005-02-24 16:36:35
QUOTE(Dyr @ Feb 24 2005, 03:53 PM)
LIES!
Hes actually Roark, but hes undercover.
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What?
Unknown2005-02-24 17:15:08
To tell you the truth, I have no idea, Roark.
Gwylifar2005-02-24 18:26:46
Everyone is actually Roark except Roark. Roark is actually Buho. Buho is actually an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of IBM PCjrs with chiclet keyboards.