You say, "What's worse, do you think: Gills or pointy ears?"

Jack Flagg says, "They're both rather disgusting."

Jack Flagg says, "Though gills are more ordinary."

Jack Flagg says, "Pointy ears are just.."

Jack Flagg says, "Yeergh."

You say, "Could make for interesting weapons."

You shrug helplessly.

You say, "Maybe they were originally intended for self-defense."

Jack ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Jack Flagg says, ""With my ears of doom, I smite thee"?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Jack Flagg says, "Your ideas worry me on a deep and primal level."

You say, "Perhaps they were bigger in the past, like horns."

Jack narrows his eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

You say, "If only Mary were here."

Jack nods his head emphatically.

Jack Flagg says, "She was the only person with an "M" name who was not a fool."

You ponder the situation.

Jack mumbles incoherently.

You say, "Munsia... munsia... who else?"

Jack Flagg asks, "Malicia?"

You shrug helplessly.

Jack Flagg says, "Amaru's *****."

Jack Flagg says, "Quite literally, considering his race."

You say, "Morslade and Murphy are alright."

Jack Flagg says, "True."

Jack Flagg mutters, "Sort of."

You say, "Mugwump starts with 'M'..."

Jack gives a horrified gasp.

Jack Flagg says, "In that case, M is marvellous."

You say, "Melanchthon is nice..."

Jack nods his head emphatically.

You say, "Ur'guard knights are 'm'arshals, and protectors are..."

You say, "'M'yrmidons."

Jack Flagg says, "That's right. Crap all over my theorem."

Jack Flagg says, "Go on. CRAP."

You feel cowed and insignificant as Jack stares at you implacably.

Oh my god...that's even funnier than the other funny thing that had me laughing so inappropriately loud at work. Guido, people are going to think I'm insane because of you. I may laugh about that a little all day.

Pfff what's wrong with m people?

On a related note, what ever happened to Mary? She was awesome.

Yeah, Mary rocked, I miss her too.

Where for art thou, Mary?

Jack, you're English, you should know it's wherefore.

You should know that not all of we Englishers have perfect grammar: just the freakish metal bot-shemales.

I don't even know what that last word is, but okay. And English people are SUPPOSED to have better grammar, dangit. We've got to set an example for the Americans, who still haven't figured out what a biscuit is. (I seriously have to show them the little...container things for digestive biscuits for them to have a clue what I'm on about.)

Shemales. Hefemales. he shes. she hes.

Psst. Wherefore means 'why.'

You forgot Madonna

Sorry but how did a discussion about horns and gills turn into a discussion on things starting with M....

I did not see the connection...

Mary was a sort of biologist, who studied evolution, ect.