Hamsters!

by Torak

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Torak2005-02-24 02:27:36
These things are insane, if I had the credits I would SO buy one!

You order a small Rex hamster to kill Torak.
A small Rex hamster obeys your command.
3562h, 2796m, 2076e, 10p exk-
A small Rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
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A small Rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
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A small Rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
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You bleed 16 health.
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A small Rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
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A small Rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
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A small Rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
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A small Rex hamster rips your flesh with its teeth.
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A small Rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
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You bleed 15 health.
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A small Rex hamster bites you with its sharp teeth.
2102h, 2796m, 2076e, 10p exk-sip health

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2508h, 2796m, 2076e, 10p exk-order hamster passive

You order a small Rex hamster to assume a passive stance.
With seeming reluctance, a small Rex hamster obeys your command.
Note these attacks were one after another with like a second cooldown max
Shamarah2005-02-24 02:30:48
Haha, awesome, just tried it with mine and it works with it too.
Anarias2005-02-24 07:26:46
My favourite part of that contest was this part after the winners were declared:

(Magnagora): Torak says, "Ill be sure to kill Shamarah for that."

I couldn't resist sharing that.