I wasn't sure if this should go in funnies or not, but it kind of made me laugh.

Quick back story: Ethelon kept summoning me, and earlier I let him summon me when I didn't know who it was out of curiosity, only to die.


You stumble as you feel invisible strands of force wrap around you, followed by
a high pitched thrum.
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You drop a monolith sigil.
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(Magnagora): Astorath says, "Then I modify my question, is there anyone I may
speak to from Lord Raezon's Order?"
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You mutter discontentedly.
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Daevos suddenly scoops up a monolith sigil.
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Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
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A fountain of sparkling motes of light erupts at your feet.
The light whisks you away, unceremoniously dumping you at the feet of Ethelon.
Old Imperial Road approaching New Celest. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A statue of the
Handmaiden of Shakiniel stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. Limned
with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating cloud,
regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. Crackling with blue
lightning, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. A dragon turtle
rests here, an air of majesty on its features. Augur Ethelon Treeripper is
here. He wields a tower shield in his left hand and a twisted metallic wand in
his right.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
A statue of the Handmaiden of Shakiniel unleashes a bolt of energy that slams
into you.
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You stumble as your left leg shrivels into a useless appendage.
3152h, 4082m, 2594e, 10p xkp-You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The salve has no discernable effect.
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'..
You gasp as your fine-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze of confusion.
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Ethelon rolls on the floor, laughing.
3152h, 4082m, 2594e, 10p xkp-You say, ".."


le'weep! Damn you, acquisitio!

...nice move, Daevos.

Heh. That was a nice bit of treason there Daevos. "Oh, sorry about that. Rituals and all."