The drama of the Demon Lords

by Narsrim

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Narsrim2005-02-25 09:35:40
*Narsrim decides to go tease Baalphegar*

You see the Voice of Baalphegar yell, "Assist me, Ashtorath, and I will support
your claim to the throne!"

Ashtorath the Raging appears in a column of flame, glowering with a maniacial
fire in his eyes.

*Narsrim flees in terror*

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*Narsrim decides that since Baalphegar and Ashtorath are busy, he'll go say hi to Nifilhema*

You see Nifilhema, Queen of Insufferable Cruelty yell, "Ashtorath, if you want
my favor, come here now!"

Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation appears in a column of flame,
glowering with a maniacial fire in his eyes.

*Narsrim flees in terror and although he gets away, bleeds to death and vitaes*

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*Narsrim considers himself the better foe since he ran away from two Demon Lords*

An explosion of fire erupts from the ground and forms into Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation, who bellows with rage.

*Narsrim panics and runs some more*

An explosion of fire erupts from the ground and forms into Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation, who bellows with rage.

*Narsrim turns left*

An explosion of fire erupts from the ground and forms into Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation, who bellows with rage.

*Narsrim turns right*

An explosion of fire erupts from the ground and forms into Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation, who bellows with rage.

*Narsrim sees a big pit and jumps in it*

Abandoning your better judgment, you jump into the Pit of Insufferable Cruelty.
Before the Pit of Insufferable Cruelty.

An explosion of fire erupts from the ground and forms into Ashtorath, Duke of
Inescapable Damnation, who bellows with rage.

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I eventually got away but damn, Ashtorath is nasty.
Auseklis2005-02-25 10:26:52
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Feb 25 2005, 10:35 AM)
I eventually got away but damn, Ashtorath is nasty.
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Yup biggrin.gif

Don't expect an easy demon lord. Indeed, most of the half-formed should be pretty difficult to kill.
Narsrim2005-02-25 10:29:10
QUOTE(Auseklis @ Feb 25 2005, 06:26 AM)
Yup  biggrin.gif

Don't expect an easy demon lord. Indeed, most of the half-formed should be pretty difficult to kill.
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Ashtorath stuns me for 6-10 seconds at a time *whines*
Lisaera2005-02-25 17:14:15
A little known fact is that Ashtorath has constant toothache, that's why he's so angry all the time!
Terenas2005-02-25 18:06:41
QUOTE
Ashtorath the Raging appears in a column of flame, glowering with a maniacial
fire in his eyes.

Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation appears in a column of flame,
glowering with a maniacial fire in his eyes.


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Unknown2005-02-25 18:07:36
They have different names. Each of the Lords has 2-3 names.
Yrael2005-02-25 20:23:27
I want to see a Demon Lord/Supernal dating show. Like speed dating, but more, uhm, interesting. With Isune, Roark, Fain and Lisaera in because they're the only elder gods I can think of off the top of my head.
Ceres2005-02-27 23:51:41
Or blind date.

"Number 2, same question?"
"I enjoy long walks on the beach, sensual backrubs and damning the souls of the unworthy to an eternity of torment."
Silvanus2005-02-27 23:53:27
If Ashtorath is raging, he does a lot more damage then normal Ashtorath (I think, raging Ashtorath killed me in one hit, normal Ashtorath killed me in 3).
Drago2005-02-27 23:57:47
I know when I pacted him I was stunned for long enough that he attacked 3 times and liched me happy.gif
Estarra2005-02-28 06:45:40
QUOTE
Ashtorath the Raging appears in a column of flame, glowering with a maniacial
fire in his eyes.

Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation appears in a column of flame,
glowering with a maniacial fire in his eyes.


Actually, this has nothing to do with his titles, it has to do if he's enraged or not. You'll note he also has different descriptions (if you stick around and examine him) when he is raging and not raging. He also has a slight personality change while raging which I'm sure nihilists can attest to.

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Bricriu2005-02-28 06:54:05
happy.gif Why, Hello there Mr.Evil Demon Lord Ashtorath! I'd like to pact with you, if possible!


evil.gif Yes, little minion....you may serve me....but fail me....ever!!!! And...

rip.gif

blink.gif Uhh.....I think I made a mistake...I'm going to go pact with Supreme Master Luciphage, instead.

ranting.gif WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?! explode.gif

quickexit.gif Uhh.....see ya!