Magnagora on Cooking

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-02-26 06:45:52
Magnagora never fails to amaze me.

(Magnagora): Kaari says, "One of you cooks should learn how to make smoked

(Magnagora): You say, "Agreed."

(Magnagora): Ixion says, "Kaari, I like the way you think."

(Magnagora): You say, "Maybe with some fried faeling on the side too."

(Magnagora): Kaari says, "Yeah!"

(Magnagora): Guido says, "I'd like some honey-basted boar."

(Magnagora): You say, "Lord's know there are a few I wouldn't mind eating."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "But that's just me."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "And some kind of headgear."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "Jack! Stop!"

(Magnagora): Jack says, "Hm?"

(Magnagora): Jadryga says, "Well... I don't mind making those, but you'll all

(Magnagora): You say, "Tenqual, let her submit them!"

(Magnagora): Jadryga says, "He's not here! *laughs*."

(Magnagora): You say, "We could be Magnagora, Cannabilist Capital!"

(Magnagora): Jadryga says, "Leave him a message!"

(Magnagora): Jadryga says, "Yrael and I already have recipes for pixie on a
stick and candied faeling."

You sent the following message to Tenqual: Let Jadryga submit race specific
recipes! Like cooked Elfen, and roasted Faeling!

(Magnagora): You say, "Reallllly."

(Magnagora): Jadryga says, "Mmhmm."

(Magnagora): Jack says, "No delicious sauteed elfen?"

(Magnagora): You say, "We should be able to make food from the corpses of our

(Magnagora): Yrael says, "Read: I tortured Faeling with various condiments and

(Magnagora): Llexyn says, "We can. Merian steak."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "I'd like to try a bit of Viscanti, actually. I

(Magnagora): You say, "Cajun style?"

(Magnagora): Ixion says, "Carrion guido sounds good too."

(Magnagora): Llexyn says, "I'll let you lick my bum, Guido, if you're that
interested."


(Magnagora): You say, "Eww."

(Magnagora): Veonira says, "What an honour."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "We Tae'dae are far too fatty, and what meat we have
is quite tough."

(Magnagora): Jack says, "That doesn't answer the question: rectum-licking, yes
or no?"

(Magnagora): Ixion says, "Ok, that's about enough of that, go hunt dogs."

(Magnagora): Jack says, "Damnit, just when it was getting interesting."

(Magnagora): Ixion says, "The necromentate wont raise itself."

(Magnagora): Guido says, "I think Jack just qualified for a city disfavour. We
need some sort of law against... blegh."

(Magnagora): Kaari says, "Dogs are all dead, I think...haven't been able to
find any for a while."

(Magnagora): Ixion says, "Okay, keep on it."

(Magnagora): Sseravok says, "Our bad."

(Magnagora): Llexyn says, "That's Tenqual's fault."

(Magnagora): Llexyn says, "He killed them al."

(Magnagora): Revan says, "Tenqual went Karma-happy."

Cannabilist Capital is SO much more exciting than the Engine of Change...
Gaetele2005-02-27 16:29:13
... now I'm wondering which is worse, Celest or Magnagora? In a totally OOC perspective, of course.

I'd better just go rogue ohmy.gif