Oxymorons

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Unknown2005-03-04 23:00:14
Few of my favourites:

Women's hockey
Microsoft Works
Civil War
Unknown2005-03-05 06:58:13
Theology.

Science is based on reason, but religion is based on faith.
Richter2005-03-05 07:02:24
Government intellegence
Drago2005-03-05 08:06:49
That's wrong richter.

Its either Military Intelligence, or American Intelligence happy.gif
Shiri2005-03-05 13:08:57
No, no, it's definitely government intelligence. It's either like America, where one idiot is surrounded by smart people, or like Britain, where one smart person is surrounded by (mostly) idiots. sleep.gif
Gaetele2005-03-05 19:38:04
QUOTE(Shiri @ Mar 5 2005, 08:08 AM)
No, no, it's definitely government intelligence. It's either like America, where one idiot is surrounded by smart people, or like Britain, where one smart person is surrounded by (mostly) idiots. sleep.gif
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Which definitely means that our government has a higher average IQ than your government, right? Unless Bush's lack of intelligence is at such a magnitude that it decreases the entire average exponentially. Then I understand =D

You spelled definitely wrong, by the way.
Silvanus2005-03-05 20:42:09
You know Gaetele.. that Bush graduated from Harvard (I think), right? I highly doubt you are smarter then him, I highly doubt he is as stupid as everyone says he is.

French army.
Shiri2005-03-05 20:44:42
Well, he has an IQ of about 90. Of course, IQ isn't -exactly- a measure of intelligence, but it's something to start with.
Silvanus2005-03-05 20:47:10
I highly doubt he has an IQ of 90, the average is 115. Bush probably has IQ around 140, 150.

German Peacekeepers.
Shiri2005-03-05 20:48:58
Er, no, I'm sure it's 90. Or thereabouts.
Silvanus2005-03-05 20:51:49
No, its definitely not Shiri. You wouldn't be able to get into Harvard.
Unknown2005-03-05 20:52:39
Canadian Military.
Unknown2005-03-05 20:53:02
Also, Silv, I'm quite sure it was Yale.
Silvanus2005-03-05 20:54:43
It was one of those prestigious New England schools, I wasn't exactly sure.

Smart blonde.
Shiri2005-03-05 20:56:19
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Mar 5 2005, 09:51 PM)
No, its definitely not Shiri. You wouldn't be able to get into Harvard.
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I wouldn't know. But as I say, IQ only measures one kind of intelligence. You can be good at academic learning with a poor IQ (though it's very rare, and requires more effort than intelligence), or be totally stupid with a high IQ.
Silvanus2005-03-05 20:57:30
Not really. Someone who has IQ will do a lot better on tests, as the higher the IQ the faster you think. Someone who has low IQ would do horrible on tests, horrible on the ACT, and would've never have gotten the test scores to get into Yale.
Shiri2005-03-05 21:07:26
Not sure what an ACT is. But hm, so the tests you use to get into university are intelligence based? Ours are learning based. I.e A levels/GCSEs. The one IQ-intelligence type measuring test we have is swiftly dying out across the country, it's the 11+ for getting into (middle school I think) secondary school, and it's only used in a couple of counties now.
Gaetele2005-03-06 00:44:43
QUOTE(Shiri @ Mar 5 2005, 04:07 PM)
Not sure what an ACT is. But hm, so the tests you use to get into university are intelligence based? Ours are learning based. I.e A levels/GCSEs. The one IQ-intelligence type measuring test we have is swiftly dying out across the country, it's the 11+ for getting into (middle school I think) secondary school, and it's only used in a couple of counties now.
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ACTs/SATs are our main standardized tests that colleges use to measure the intellectual capability of students, along with their high school grades.

._. And sorry if I offended Bush, I just don't like him personally.
Unknown2005-03-06 00:46:53
I just got off the phone with Bush, he says everything's still cool between you two.
Unknown2005-03-06 11:40:18
Organised Government