(Grunts): Please welcome Spicy who joins as a novice freshman!

(Grunts): Please welcome Saucy who joins as a novice freshman!

(Grunts): Asiati says, "You have got to be kidding me."

(Grunts): Kujo says, "*cough*."

(Grunts): Led says, "Wow."

(Grunts): Kujo says, "Go change your names guys."

(Grunts): Spicy says, "Pardon ye, I be a gal."

(Grunts): Vorban says, "You're still gonna have to change your name."

(Grunts): Kujo says, "Just change your name...you can't be in ur'guard and
be...spicy..."

(Grunts): You say, "More twins. Yuniko will be so pleased."

(Grunts): Asiati says, "Pardon yourself, Maggot. Your names are unsuitable."

honours spicy
Ur'Guard Initiate, Spicy (Female Mugwump).
She is 25 years old, having been born on the 13th of Shanthin, 86 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Serf in the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.
She is a Freshmen Novice in the Ur'Guard.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
She walks with Divine Grace.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

honours saucy
Ur'Guard Initiate, Saucy (Male Mugwump).
He is 25 years old, having been born on the 13th of Shanthin, 86 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Serf in the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.
He is a Freshmen Novice in the Ur'Guard.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He walks with Divine Grace.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

(Grunts): Saucy says, "Argh, that be no way to talk to me yonder sister!"

(Grunts): Kujo says, "That be no way to talk to me yonder sister, SIR! You need
to read your scrolls!"

(Grunts): Vorban says, "Change your name and read GHELP RESPECT."

(Grunts): Asiati says, "Get used to it, you're in the military, maggots. Read
HELP NAMES and HELP NAMECHANGE, and then read HELP GUILDNOVICES UR'GUARD."

(Grunts): Spicy says, "Argh, I would be readin' yonder scrolls if I be knowin'
how to read."

(Ur'guard): Led says, "Damn they're gonna be a handful."

(Ur'guard): Asiati says, "They'll learn respect or they'll be outguilded and
slaughtered."

(Grunts): Saucy says, "Aye, sis...I be knowin' how to read, I'll be explainin'
it to ye."

(Ur'guard): Alger says, "Greetings ur'guard."

(Ur'guard): Kujo says, "Well...to me it is.."

(Grunts): Vorban says, "If you can't read you better leave our presence, you
are of use to us if you can not read, and your name is unsuitable for a warrior
of Magnagora."

(Anti Karma Association): Bricriu says, "Hahaha."

(Ur'guard): Kujo says, "Hail Sir!"

(Anti Karma Association): Bricriu says, "I like this commercial."

(Ur'guard): Alger says, "What the nil."

(Ur'guard): Vorban says, "Greetings, Sir."

(Anti Karma Association): Yuniko (from the Astral Plane) says, "Which?"

(Ur'guard): Alger says, "Spicy and saucy..."

(Grunts): Saucy says, "What be this Mangonora ye speakin' of."

ect.

Don't suppose you got the rest of the log?

I was just sat there, talking to Arilyon, when all of a sudden - almost simultaneously -

"The Portal of Fate flares with energy as Spicy steps through, ready to start a new life in Lusternia"

"The Portal of Fate flares with energy as Saucy steps through, ready to start a new life in Lusternia"

We both laughed, also virtually simultaneously.

They are now Spaici and Sahci.

That's too funni!

Bah more people to copy Ialie and Ialen.

I'm more put off by the way the full members handled it. You don't tell people to change their names on a public channel. The reason people have to change names is because they are not suitable for an RP environment.

That's like:

Person A says, "Lol!"

Person B says, "Don't say that!! It's ooc, you suck, noob!"

And seriously, maggot? Bah, cliche.

Heh at least that's one reason to have my newbie channel on (since I can't mentor yet).

But bright point, at least they can roleplay.

They sound like pirates.

Which is good. Because, as we all know, pirates are infinitely preferable to ninja's..

Mangonora eh? Sounds tasty.....

Yeah, and you'll keep ON saying that right until someone jams a kunai in your kidney! >_<

As you're not in the Ur'Guard, Alyvia, I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but the grunts are called maggots from time to time, by everyone ranked above them. It helps them to realise that they are the lowest of the low in the ranks, that they will not receive special treatment, and that they had better respect their superiors.

Ur'Guard has the same home fresh feeling as the Maldaathi...

Nonetheless, I offer substitutions for maggot:
slimebucket, worm, rat, scamp.

Edit: swine, too.

Pff, scamp? That's something you call a mischievous puppy!

Erm and since when is scamp considered a "superior" lifeform. Used on a person properly emphasizes your lack of esteem to a person.

Ye be a gurt scamp, master Shiri.

In seriousness, though, props to them. Perhaps not the most well-advised names at first, but they've got a plan and are sticking to it.

Come on, Desdemona, that's like calling someone a hamster and trying to use it as an insult 'cause "they're an inferior lifeform! >_<"

And Ceres, if that's REDWALL I hear you quoting at me, so help me I'll shove a mole down your throat and watch you suffocate.

Someone else has read them!

OMG!

I love(d) Redwall!

Hey, whatever terms are right as long as they achieve it's purpose: letting you know that you are worthless.

\\Scamp\\ (skmp), n.
A rascal; a swindler; a rogue. --De Quincey.
syn: imp, monkey, rascal, rapscallion, scalawag, scallywag

Add, lowlife, scumbag, slimeball, cannon fodder, pawn, bum to the list.

Yeah, but being called a scamp is quite cute. It's an affectionate term.

And Ceres, you just killed all the respect I had for you.