I've decided to whore myself out.

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-03-11 22:20:24
Welcome to the Guido Flagg Brothel, soon to be the Guido Flagg Memorial Cemetary.

I've recieved a lot of requests lately. Everyone wants to pop up into one of my stories, or have such and such event take place, ect. I am sure I could manage these without it impacting the quality in any negative way.

Time to put this Capitalism thing to the test. I've got a product, and you may want it. First, would any of you be willing to throw me 2-3 credits to get a bit part? Maybe 7 or so for a big role? Or do you have any suggestions related to pricing/options?

I am, after all, foremost a business man.

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Richter2005-03-11 22:41:51
HAHA!

Wait... guys, I think he was serious... sad.gif
Ixion2005-03-11 22:54:39
How about I let you kill me twice for oh about 30 levels, and you pay me hrm.. 2cr per level. Sound fair? Good- deal.
Unknown2005-03-11 22:58:52
I'd take you up on that, Ixion, if I had the means to pay you. wink.gif
Richter2005-03-12 00:37:27
QUOTE(Ixion @ Mar 11 2005, 02:54 PM)
How about I let you kill me twice for oh about 30 levels, and you pay me hrm.. 2cr per level. Sound fair? Good- deal.
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I'll do it right now...

And then not log on for 30 days
Ixion2005-03-12 01:45:42
Hm, Estarra, Roark, or Someone else, would such a business deal (see above) be considered some kind of abuse or a punishable offense?

I've gotten some serious offers, and need clarification before I go ahead and do something like that. Thanks.
Sekreh2005-03-12 23:56:22
I know in achaea there were serious consequences for doing that Ixion, I don't know about here.

Fundamentally, it's not generally allowed because its up there on being the worst RP possible.

"Er..if you pay me, I'll let you kill me a few times for no reason"

I'd be a bit dissappointed if Estarra and co allowed this sort of thing
Ixion2005-03-13 02:40:49
Oh pfff. I earn my experience as does everyone else.

1)Think of it as trading credits for huge experience training.
2)This is NOT achaea, thank god.
3)For RP, what could be more fun than for a novice or someone like Etanru to slay Ixion, twice! I forsee a year's worth of bragging for every death. For advertisement, it's not hard to let people know with some tact rather that your statement which is pointedly blunt and uncouth.
Lisaera2005-03-13 13:22:44
It's illegal to let someone kill you for experience. Basically there has to be an RP reason for all deaths.

Why don't you have people pay you to take them hunting up to a certain level?
Shamarah2005-03-13 14:38:16
He does. I guess he just wants more gold.
Ixion2005-03-13 15:27:13
It was a long shot.. I knew it would get rejected. Heh.. my "Astral Hunting Service" (see merchants section) is slowing down some. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-03-13 16:40:26
I could see you letting someone kill you once, while maintaining RP.

"Ixion will make you famous!

For the low, low cost of three credits, the famed Death Marshal Kalas Ixion, Supreme Commander of the elite ur'Guard, will in total secrecy allow you to slay him once. Watch as your citymates and fellow commune members gush forth praise upon you, and commend you for your combat prowess! Guild positions and promotions may even come your way for felling this mighty giant!

Message Ixion today, and get started on the path of stardom!"
Unknown2005-06-16 00:53:06
Guido Reminds me of Calvin and hobbes every time i read a post. does this happen to anyone else?
Miriamele2005-06-16 20:39:26
Calvin and Hobbes rock. He kinda looks like 'em... But I think his Mischief level needs to go up to about Golden before he's their mightiness in fun. But he still rocks!

By the way: hijack.gif

Miri's Magnagora Mayhem Center, home of such great courteseans as... not really anyone. Lookin' for some workers asides meself to get this thing off the ground, if anyone wants to. sword.gif ninja.gif
Manjanaia2005-06-16 20:49:55
Heh, you missed the Guido thread resurrection season I take it...