Fear me

by Laysus

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Laysus2005-03-13 18:08:06
Unknowing Master, Laysus L'Eternae
Strength : 9 Dexterity : 18 Constitution : 10
Intelligence : 15 Size : 1 Charisma : 17

Bwahah.

edit: just to clarify, I'm now 1/18 of the size of your average igasho biggrin.gif

edit 2: you really don't want to know how fast I writhe now biggrin.gif
Shiri2005-03-13 18:11:18
You're about 3/4 as strong as a human, all compressed into 6 inches.

Damn, man. That'd be one nasty poke you have there.
Lisaera2005-03-13 19:59:18
A 6 inch tall man that can lift over 120lbs...
Desdemona2005-03-13 20:16:37
You are lucky that there aren't any fly swatters in Lusternia. tongue.gif
Aebrin2005-03-14 00:48:44
So... would your entire body be proportioned? Or some bits eccentuated?
Typhus2005-03-14 19:38:46
Aebrin... Be nice.

The more I think about it, 120 pounds is two blades and armor.. Scary. I just imagen that little thing wielding two broadswords (full size) and still kicking your ---.
Yrael2005-03-14 21:47:15
*has images of a pair of floating broadswords and a tiny thimble with a faeling inside chasing Daevos up the road*

COME BACK! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THESE ARE GOING? I'LL SHOW YOU!
Laysus2005-03-15 16:49:55
*ponder serenguard + faeling*
Nyla2005-03-15 17:13:48
QUOTE(Laysus @ Mar 15 2005, 11:49 AM)
*ponder serenguard + faeling*
73715



You can go serenguard and I can go Ur'guard
Laysus2005-03-15 17:20:40
I would then Crush you. Bwahah
Nyla2005-03-15 17:29:27
QUOTE(Laysus @ Mar 15 2005, 12:20 PM)
I would then Crush you. Bwahah
73749



lich my boy... lich
Laysus2005-03-15 17:30:10
So I could drop a load of eye sigils around and crush you twice for the price of once?
Laysus2005-03-18 00:40:45
just had to gloat about this...



2470h, 3448m, 3940e, 10p exdbp-Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible.
2470h, 3448m, 3940e, 10p exdbp-You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2470h, 3448m, 3940e, 10p edbp-You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
2470h, 3448m, 3940e, 10p edbp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
2470h, 3448m, 3940e, 10p edbp-
You have writhed free of your entanglement.
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
Drago2005-03-18 00:42:00
That doesn't really give us any inkling of writhe time at all tongue.gif

Edit: Oh wait, yes it does.

That's insane.
Laysus2005-03-18 00:45:52
it's with a diminish enchant, though, and normally it takes longer, that was just lucky.
Summer2005-03-18 00:54:20
I had timing like that on my faelings pretty often without the enchantment.
Laysus2005-03-18 00:56:22
nah, you won't get it that low without an enchant, you'd be taking 2-3 seconds as opposed to .5-1 seconds tongue.gif
Summer2005-03-18 01:06:05
After a childish argument with Laysus consisting of many "you won't"s and "I will"s, the conclusions are that grub webbing sucks, and that Laysus is too lazy to help me prove otherwise. halo.gif
Typhus2005-03-19 00:20:21
Faelings=unwebbable, but are however Faelings=Crushable, Slicable, Burnable, Poisonable, Freezable, and my favorite Stompable.
Typhus2005-03-19 00:21:00
Forgot to add Pokeable to death...