Warning: Extremely offensive language ahead!

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Damn. You still owe me two powerstones worth
of enchantments, bitch)"

Jack tells you, "(You're the bitch. Furrikin influence bitch.)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Influence PWNZ)"

Jack tells you, "(Sucks)"

Jack tells you, "(Astral > Influence)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(I'm like, "U SUK", and they are, like, "OMG, I
DO! HAV SUM GOLD!")"

Jack tells you, "(Astrals like, Fesix says "I R TEH PWN", You say "U R TEH
SUK", Fesix say "I DISAGREE", You say "DO NOT MOCK ME, LION/TIGER/BITCH-THING",
Fesix say "OMG VIOLENCE IS WARANTED IN THIS INSTANCE, Fesix attacks Jack, Jack
pwnz Fesix, Jack gets lotsa essence for Raezon + gold)"

Jack tells you, "(Oh, and r0xx0r xp)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Dude. Ur Raezon's bitch?)"

Jack tells you, "(No, no, no.. You're thinking Raguel.)"

Jack tells you, "(I just help Him out. Not even enough for a favour.)"

Jack tells you, "(Raguel's like, "LEVEL 3 XP DISADVANTAGE? THAT, I'M GONNA
BE LEVEL 80-SOMETHING ANYWAY" and offers every last bloody corpse..)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(For some reason Fain always gives me favours.
I have't offered to him in, like, 5 years)"

Jack tells you, "(He favours me, too.. I'm not even in His order. He
highfavoured me and strongfavoured my protege, and she didn't know why,
either.)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(I think he has a crush on me)"

Jack tells you, "(I think He recognises the intrinsic pwnosity of the Flagg
Family)"

Jack tells you, "(He's all, "WHOAMG - wait, that's Me - FLAGGZ R TEH ROXOR")"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(We should adopt him)"

Jack tells you, "(Fain Flagg?)"

reply (WTFSWEET NAME!)
You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(WTFSWEET NAME!)"

Jack tells you, "(He'd be awesome.. He could be GM of the Glomdoring Warriors.
Richter.)"

Jack tells you, "(Fain > Richter)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(You can breastfeed him!!!!!)"

Jack tells you, "(.. Yeah.. I'm thinking " :censor:you, Guido" on that)"

**The announce post about the new quest comes up**

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Okay, that is way too complex)"

Jack tells you, "(Your moms too complex)"

Jack tells you, "(She's all, "stop hitting me, Jack", "Don't touch me there,
Jack")"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(It's, like, "WOAHMG, KTH, UHMM... GIVE TEH
SAND 2 TEH GUYZ AND +1 IN VESTIAN... wtf?)"

Jack tells you, "(SHUT UP)"

Jack tells you, "(I'm trying to talk about your mother here)"

Jack tells you, "(Knob.)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER. SEE HOW OUR LAST
NAMES ARE, LIKE, ALSO THE SAME?)"

Jack tells you, "(IGly, maybe)"

Jack tells you, "(Anyway, Momma Flagg still = hawt)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Disturbingly hot)"

Jack tells you, "(I'm imagining a giant, half-naked bear with frogs legs)"

Jack tells you, "(Whoa mama)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Too bad Daevos is our stepdad)"

Jack tells you, "( that)"

Jack tells you, "(Valek > Daevos)"

Jack tells you, "(Daddy done favoured by mother Night. Pimpin, yo)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Fain > Valek > Daevos)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Fain is our son and our father)"

Jack tells you, "(Like Darth Vader, only scarier, and more hillbilly-esque)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(You can marry Viravain. I'll get Isune.
Viravain will give birth to Kethuru)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Woah, that would /HURT/)"

Jack tells you, "("MY THINGY IS A RICTUS OF SOULLESSSSS")"

Jack tells you, "(Say hi to mommy, Kethu!)"

Jack tells you, "(YOUR SOUL IS MINE)"

Jack tells you, "(*screaming noises*)"

Jack tells you, "(*good wholesome running from teh Jack*)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(I think Kethuru is a Lesbian)"

Jack tells you, "(He's male, you stupid twat)"

Jack tells you, "(He's got tentacles)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(So?)"

Jack tells you, "(Tentacles = testacles)"

Jack tells you, "(It's a common spelling mistake)"

Jack tells you, "(Anyway, Cthulu = Kethuru)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(But Kethuru's got such a huge damn mouth)"

Jack tells you, "(CTHULU)"

Jack tells you, "(They're both huge, they're both tentacled, they're both
harbringers of doom. It's just a spelling mistake.)"

Jack tells you, "(Seperated at -birth-.)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(LOOK, I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO:
SKJGHSJKGHSHKSDHGKSDGEVBQO3040T0)"

Jack tells you, "(...You smell.)"

tell jack (Look out, it's SKJGHSJKGHSHKSDHGKSDGEVBQO3040T, the giant lesbian tentacle god! ARGHH!)
To whom do you wish to tell?

message to Jack: (Look out, it's
SKJGHSJKGHSHKSDHGKSDGEVBQO3040T, the giant lesbian tentacle god! ARGHH!)
You sent the following message to Jack: (Look out, it's
SKJGHSJKGHSHKSDHGKSDGEVBQO3040T, the giant lesbian tentacle god! ARGHH!)

Jack tells you, "(MOMMY! HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS?!)"

reply (omg?)
To whom do you wish to tell?

Jack tells you, "(Seriously, man. invest some lessons in Planar. Dip .)"

You sent the following message to Jack: (What lessons? stfu)

Jack tells you, "(stfu your face)"

Yeah, we rock. I'm going to let you mods have a field day with this one.

Edit: Richter was here. Make our jobs easy, hmm?

Right, thanks.

And I'm MUCH cooler than whatsHisface.

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(WOAMHMNB)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(I just REALIZED)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Viscanti are demons with RED SKIN. Native
Americans are often called RED SKINS. This entire game is just one big sign
saying NATIVE AMERICANS ARE DEMONS)"

Jack tells you, "(Damnit, you discovered our horrible secret)"

You tell Potentate Jack Flagg, "(Estarra, you filthy bastard! Go back to
Mississippi!)"

Jack tells you, "(GO MARRY YOUR SISTER!)"

Jack tells you, "(... OR BROTHER!)"

I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but what does WOAMHMNB mean?

Well, we often use 'WHOAMG', which is sort of like "Whoah my god!". WOAMHMNB is what happens when you're so excited that instead you just mash a lot of random keys after the 'Whoah'.

Kind of like gibirs. (Extra credit to whoever knows what Gibirs is).

No clue. I also enjoy using BLARPHAGE. I don't know what it means, but I saw Aris say it once. It sounds like the kind of thing a homeless dragon would scream after realizing he's been conned out of his last twenty bucks.

I thought that was BLARGHAGE, which is what a drunken, homeless Mancunian would say after having been conned out of said twenty...er...ten pounds.

EDIT: Er...don't kill me Lisaera.

Gibirs is when your right hand is off one key, when you are trying to type honors.

Oh, kind of like how whenever i'm playing regular MUDs I type 'jukk' instead of 'kill'.