Rules:

1. Make a famousplayer helpfile for a player of your choice.
2. It has to be serious. *nyah*
3. It has to -sound- like a real famous player helpfile.
4. Don't attempt to do one for me unless you know me really well. Right now, that's... I can't think of anyone.
5. Try not to do two for the same person.

Go nuts.

HELP RHYSUS

Rhysus is hot.




Haha, sorry had to be the one.

Next.

HELP IXION

The current Guildmaster of the Ur'Guard, also known as 'Damage-Whore'. This Blademaster has a strong sense of honour and will defend his proteges' honour when it is being questioned without proof. If you are considered his enemy and you come across him while he carries his swords... RUN. LIKE. HELL.


I haven't been around for that long and Ixion's pretty much the only one with whom i talked. There are probably other people better placed to talk about him.

Not a bad one, any more?

HELP BRICRIU

Most known for her "Poison Tongue" this Nihilist has spent many years of childhood in rage. As a teen, she spit out horrid words unfathomable to her peers and became the village outcast. To date, her most notable characteristic is the sway in which she exudes when she walks into a room - you know which one. She is perceived as one not to be trifled with, lest you be terrified at the amount of trash that falls from between her luscious lips.

She's a Goddess, isn't she?

HELP ELARIA

Elaria bears the somewhat dubious honour of having the shortest tenure as guild champion in the modern age. After having been laughed to scorn and forced to live in close proximity to the Pool of Stars, she reincarnated from a faeling and began actual combat training. Unfortunately for her, the quickly launched contention did not end in her favor.

No match found for "Aeriya", trying a search...
Search results for "Aeriya":
No matches found.

528h, 760m, 463e, 0p ex-HELP SHIRI

Are you sure you wish to permanently commit suicide? Type AGREE to continue, or
anything else to cancel.
528h, 760m, 463e, 0p ex-

HELP SILVANUS

Has been kicked out and enemied to his own city/guild in more times then anyone in Lusternia.

Is known as a whore in terms of politics.

HELP LAYSUS

He is a damn tanky faeling.
Unless a warrior is beating on him.

...wait, I don't get it.

He's saying Shiri=wish for suicide.

I got it plenty good.

Someone do Erion!

HELP SHIRO

This is the sound of brain cells taking cyanide...

528h, 760m, 463e, 0p ex-HELP ERION

The voice of someone powerfull says "You dont want help from that person. Trust me..."
528h, 760m, 463e, 0p ex-

HELP ERION

Once a devoted Celestian, he is now known as the notorious fae slayer. If you are male or a sheep, and do not like males, run as fast as you can when you see him.

Am kidding, am kidding!

Someone right an actual serious one for me.

HELP SILVANUS

He is a mean and nasty Magnagoran, and thus it is best to avoid coming to his attention. If you aren't a Viscanti, expect to get bashed. If you're a Viscanti, you might get bashed anyway.