AGE

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Unknown2005-03-29 16:44:21
I like how my character never dies of old age. talk about survival!
Ialie2005-03-29 16:45:49
When he reaches the age of 80 he has to retire to Ackleberry Nursing Home


Seriously Nothing. It just marks your time.
Rhysus2005-03-29 17:05:19
Your forum name is too long. And horrible. Suicide and recreate.
Sylphas2005-03-29 23:01:39
QUOTE(Rhysus @ Mar 29 2005, 01:05 PM)
Your forum name is too long. And horrible. Suicide and recreate.
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Agreed, it makes the columns look like hell.
Unknown2005-03-29 23:44:51
Feel the love!

(read: I want characters to get affected by age *hops*. Give them a 50% slowdown malus unless they use a "walking cane" artifact that gives them back half the speed they lost. And it can have a spike for jabbing, but only if they're Magnagorans. Most Serenwilders are Elfen who don't grow old and Celest doesn't care about anything at all anyway.)
Richter2005-03-30 00:14:49
I don't like it either. You'd better watch yourself, I have the death sentance in 12 villages.
Falasin2005-03-30 08:34:40
QUOTE(Richter @ Mar 30 2005, 12:14 AM)
I don't like it either.  You'd better watch yourself, I have the death sentance in 12 villages.
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Richter-I've never told you this, but... I love you. The scene has been the basis for so many memorable quotes, all of which are used in my cozy corner of the world.

"My friend dosen't like you"
"Oh, alright." <--Stupid Luke
"I don't like you either."
"...."
"You'd better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence in twelve systems!"
"I'll be carefull"
"YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

Muahahahah
Raan2005-03-30 14:56:20
QUOTE(Richter @ Mar 30 2005, 12:14 AM)
I don't like it either.  You'd better watch yourself, I have the death sentance in 12 villages.
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13 not 12... I got whimsical and added another.
Ialie2005-03-30 14:58:49



Edit: I am tired.
Rhysus2005-03-30 15:02:52
I don't think that was ever an actual sentence Ialie.
Unknown2005-03-30 16:27:42
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 30 2005, 03:58 PM)
As you get older the wiser you get, and the less things you have to learn so ..if that coupled with the time spent online also with what you have already learned, made a difference in how much learning affected you?
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Let me think... no. Bad idea.
Richter2005-03-31 01:01:31
Random Star Wars allusions are always the best.

I think I'll go have myself some agressive negotiations (influencing villages turning into fighting {while, of course, having the death sentance in 12 of them}).
Falasin2005-03-31 04:42:55
Meh, suprisingly some of the best Star Wars action comes in the form of those animated shorts for that there cartoon channel thingummmy. If only Episodes one and two could have been like that.
Unknown2005-04-04 15:04:24
I thought this was a discussion about age??? You guys really need to get a better attention span sorted out ASAP
Unknown2005-06-25 14:21:19
Wow, Scottish people use the acronym ASAP! How odd is that; I thought only hasty and haughty Americans had that ability. I usually just say as soon as possible. Oh and I have nothing to say about aging... <--Figured I should be at least somewhat on-topic.
Shiri2005-06-25 14:26:09
That was a hell of a necro.

And brits use ASAP too.
Gwylifar2005-06-25 14:32:52
I have seriously heard people say "as ASAP as possible".

I hid the bodies.
Unknown2005-06-27 16:40:29
Thank God. Next time save yourself the work and feed them to some Charles Dahmer wannabe.
Anumi2005-06-27 16:44:21
Jeffrey Dahmer.

And I'm afraid those people are legion, and can never be stopped. The phrases "ATM machine" and "PIN number" are firmly and irrevocably entrenched in the American vocabulary.

I weep.
Gwylifar2005-06-27 16:58:19
"ASP page".