Okay, I wake up before I really want to, still really tired, and just want to curl back up for more sleep.. so I put my hand under my pillow.. and I feel that my covers are wet under my hand..
I thought it was leaking, so I pull the top layer of covers (a quilt) up to feel the bedsheet and the wool insulator.. but they arn't wet.. So, I'm scratching my head trying to work out what's going on...
As it turns out, I was drooling. I just rolled around laughing at myself. Woe is me.

I thought this was going to turn into a "wet-the-bed" story.

As much as I enjoy sharing my embarassing exploits, you can rest assured that I would not share with you anything of that sort.

Eww, gross.

rofl thats just classic.