The Cacatae Race

Humanoid cacti. Duh.

STATISTICS:

Strength : 13 Dexterity : 10 Constitution: 12
Intelligence: 15 Charisma : 12 Size : 12

ADVANTAGES:
o Are resistant to fire, level 1.
o Regenerate health and mana while in desert environments, Level 2.
o Can do a 1.000 Needles attack upon reaching level 50:
NEEDLES :
This attack will kill the target automatically, if it's name is Guido (that's FF 6, not 3 - yes, I know you can't read this anyway) or Shiri/Nejii (because I say so). If it's not, it will deal exactly 1000 damage.
o They are covered in needles, automatically dealing damage to anyone who LICKs, SNUGGLEs, CUDDLEs or HUGs them.


DISADVANTAGES:
o None. They're too cool for that.

Pwned.

Too 1337 for that.

Not cool.

1337.

Apart from that.. well, 1337!

o They are covered in needles, automatically dealing damage to anyone who LICKs, SNUGGLEs, CUDDLEs or HUGs them.
Please.
I would make a Seren alt, and hug and snuggle -everyone-

o They are covered in needles, automatically dealing damage to anyone who LICKs, SNUGGLEs, CUDDLEs or HUGs them.

They should put a skill in nature to do that. Thorns, or something.

Artifact. Make it envenomable.