What are some odd things YOU can do?

I can shave with my sock! Yeah!

... what?

Someone move this to Idiots?

You-> <-Me (If you remove the lipstick.)

Idiots is about ranting about people that are being idiots... this was just pointless...

This probably should be in Real World at least...

I can juggle! Only I guess that's not too odd. I can do 4 balls pretty well, trying to get better at 2 though so I can do all the cool tricks that involve 2 ball patterns .

If we put our minds in the gutter, this IS indeed, an odd skill.

. That's nothing, you should hear the jokes my brother makes about the glowballs... Or the bag he used to keep his (juggling) balls in.

I can juggle up to four balls, or 3 clubs (or knives, or hammers, if they're more handy).

That's about it. Juggling really isn't that odd, just a bit hard to learn. Once you get the hang of it, it's easy, and you never really forget. Like riding a bike.

I can put both feet beind my head and stand on my hands...
I can stand up and bend backwards, grab my ankles, flex down and lay on my wrists...
I am the most flexable male I know!

I could put both legs behind my head when I was taking Tae Kwon Do, but I've been losing a lot of flexibility since I don't stretch everyday anymore. I really need to get back in the habit of doing that.

I do gong-fu and taichiqun daily, muay thai helped a -little- with flexability.
Oh I can do the splits...

I am capabable of learning computer programs to a high degree of proficiency in 10-15 minutes, without any sort of instruction manuals. I can become fully proficient, though not a master, of a computer program after reading the manual for and experimenting with a program for about half an hour to 45 minutes.

*brandishes Nerd Certificate*

I Challenge you to Malbolge.

I can scream and shout, identical in sound and manner to Smeagol.

I can bend penny nails with my mind and my index finger..

My hobby is being a magician..

*blink* youre all nuts! but then again Im insane so what room do I have to talk *hum*

I can make a shell laddle with my tongue -outside- my mouth. *laugh*
I can pick up virtually anything with my feet. (and tickle my hubby with em too!)
Lets see... I can... put the back of my knee on my shoulder blade (a little different than putting your feet behind your head)
aaaannnndddddd uhhhh.. well I cant explain that one, nevermind.

I can unwrap a starburst wrapper with my tongue! like on the commercial...oh shush like you didnt try

lol. I can too, though it was way before the commercial -.- Can double knot cherry stems too.. speaking of which *runs to the fridge* mmmm cherrrries

I said programs, not programming languages.

And two hours later, my head is on FIRE. Dear GOD, did Satan Himself force the souls of damned programmers to write this?