Never use 'GODS'...

by Soll

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Soll2005-04-30 19:03:44
glare.gif So yeah, I'm exploring Shallach, and I run into 3 garshades. I profane on OT, as will be seen... Never again shall I say 'OH GODS.'

QUOTE
(Order): You say, "Heh."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:44.474/ ne

Beneath a forbidding archway.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:44.765/ ne

There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:48.240/ n

The beginning of a somber passage.
You see exits leading east and south.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:48.640/ e

Somber passage.
There are 3 shadowy garshades here.
You see exits leading south and west.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:49.912/
You are frozen in terror as a shadowy garshade opens its maw horrifically,
bringing you into its terrible embrace and placing its mouth over yours. A
deathly cold forms in your chest as you feel your life essence being sucked
away.
You are frozen in terror as a shadowy garshade opens its maw horrifically,
bringing you into its terrible embrace and placing its mouth over yours. A
deathly cold forms in your chest as you feel your life essence being sucked
away.
You are frozen in terror as a shadowy garshade opens its maw horrifically,
bringing you into its terrible embrace and placing its mouth over yours. A
deathly cold forms in your chest as you feel your life essence being sucked
away.
233h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:50.283/ Glug health --- (Ow)

You bleed 103 health.
clot
clot
clot
130h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:50.623/
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:39:50.794/
693h, 5002m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24168w ex- --/19:39:50.944/
693h, 4948m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24156w ex-
693h, 4894m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24144w ex-
A sprite flies up and places a hand on your head, channeling mana to you.
693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24144w ex- --/19:39:51.334/ qw

Karala, Soll.
693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24144w ex- --/19:39:51.615/ w

The beginning of a somber passage.
You see exits leading east and south.
693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24144w ex- --/19:39:51.985/ s

Beneath a forbidding archway.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24144w ex- --/19:39:52.516/
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:54.879/ Glug health

693h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:55.040/ ot OH GODS

You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1244h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:55.240/
(Order): You say, "OH GODS." ---(My huge mistake)
1244h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:55.380/ snort spores

You place some iridescent spores on the back of your hand and snort them up
your nose. Tickling that area just behind your eyes, you suddenly let out a
sneeze of tremendous force that causes the world to momentarily spin with
bright colours. ---(Right now I'm like. Shit. Spores are bust.)
1244h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:56.582/ ql

Beneath a forbidding archway.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
1244h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24156w ex- --/19:39:57.874/ sw

Cavernous hub within the catacombs.
A circular seal of iron is fixed into the wall here. A rune-etched crimson mask
wreathed in divine flames floats near the base of an imposing pillar of
obsidian that stretches towards the sky here.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.
1398h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24168w ex- --/19:39:59.426/
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

1398h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24168w ex- --/19:39:59.887/ Glug health
s

1398h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:00.047/
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
1955h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:00.257/ s

Along a torchlit corridor.
You see exits leading north and south.
1955h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24168w ex-
(Order): Hajamin says, "What?"
1955h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:00.538/
You feel the comforting presence of the mother briefly touch you.
2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24168w ex-
Along a torchlit corridor.
You see exits leading north and south.
2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:00.838/ s

Within the catacombs.
A long black lever is connected to a recess in the wall here.
You see exits leading north and up (closed door).
2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14332en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:01.118/ s

There is no exit in that direction.
2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14332en, 24168w ex- --/19:40:01.729/
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:04.894/ Glug health

2250h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:05.044/
You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2891h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:07.397/ unlock door up

You unlock the up door.
2891h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:08.078/ open door up

You open the reinforced door to the up.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:09.661/ u

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.

3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:09.941/
The Catacomb Gate.
There are 2 ur'dead knight of Shallachs here.
You see exits leading south and down (open door).
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:10.161/
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:10.422/ s

Entrance to the diamond of Urlach.
There are 3 ur'dead knight of Shallachs here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, west, and northwest.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:11.083/ se

There is no exit in that direction.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:11.744/ e

Bend overlooking a chasm.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:12.064/ se

Assembly hall.
You see exits leading east, south (open door), west, and northwest.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:12.555/ e

Assembly hall.
There are 4 ur'dead knight of Shallachs here.
You see exits leading north (open door), southeast, west, and northwest (open
door).
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:12.895/ e

There is no exit in that direction.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:13.256/ e

There is no exit in that direction.
3045h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:13.646/
You feel the comforting presence of the mother briefly touch you.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:13.947/ sse

Come again?
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:15.008/ e

Passage devoid of light.
You see exits leading east and northwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14332en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:15.349/ e

Underground passage.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach stands here clad in spectral armor that radiates
darkness.
You see exits leading north and west.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14330en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:15.679/ e

There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14330en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:15.940/
There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:16.260/ n

At the bottom of the eastern stairs.
You see exits leading south and up.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:16.561/ u

Eastern stairwell.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An orc
brave squats warily here, glancing around with his spear waving at every
passing shadow.
You see exits leading west and down.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:16.891/ u

There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:17.192/ w

Shattered remains of a hallway.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
Crouching with arrow nocked, an orc archer moves cautiously around the area. An
orc brave squats warily here, glancing around with his spear waving at every
passing shadow.
You see exits leading east, southwest, west, and northwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:17.963/
(Order): Hajamin says, "I am but one God."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:18.533/
You suddenly scoop up an orc brave.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:19.044/ ot oh Gods...

(Order): You say, "Oh Gods..." ---(Yes, I made the same mistake twice)
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:22.079/ w

Mass of tumbled pillars.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A
wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy.
You see exits leading east and west.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14332en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:22.780/ w

Crater of rubble.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading east and southwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14330en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:23.360/ w

There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14330en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:23.631/ sw

Shambles of a smithy.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey.
Crouching with arrow nocked, an orc archer moves cautiously around the area.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southwest, west, and northwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:24.232/ sw

(Order): Hajamin says, "He shouted for many."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:24.462/ sw

Courtyard of stone.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An orc
brave squats warily here, glancing around with his spear waving at every
passing shadow.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, south, west, and northwest.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:24.812/
There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:25.103/ s

Collapsed gatehouse of the Ruins of Shallach.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading north and south.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14334en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:26.825/
s

Before the ruins of a fortress. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A
rune-etched crimson mask wreathed in divine flames floats near the base of an
imposing pillar of obsidian that stretches towards the sky here.
You see exits leading north and south.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14338en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:28.678/
Along a sheltered path. (road).
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. You
see exits leading north and southeast.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:28.818/ s

There is no exit in that direction.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:29.129/ Teleport Nexus

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
the Moonhart Mother Tree.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14336en, 24180w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex-
(Order): Stagar (from the Astral Plane) says, "True, so..gather the others?" ---(I hate you. Die now. You made this happen. tongue.gif)
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex-
You teleport along the aether strands to the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Reaching up as high as the
eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A bay brown mule
wanders here, nosing at the ground. Singollo, Lunar Guardian is here. He wields
an ethereal flail of intricate hues in each hand.
You see exits leading north and south.
A centaur hunter says, "Hail, wildeling."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:47.816/ ot that... That was very nasty.  Very very very nasty.

(Order): You say, "That... That was very nasty. Very very very nasty."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:48.376/ stat

An ornate twin-bladed lance comes crashing down from above, exploding in a
brilliant display of light. When the light reaches its previous levels, you
notice Lord Hajamin standing where the lance had fallen.

3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:54.425/
Showers of silver light form a vortex of energy around the form of Lisaera, as
She shimmers into existence.

3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:40:54.635/
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "You asked for Gods, you have some now."
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:03.238/ bow hajamin

You bow respectfully to Hajamin.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:04.419/ ql

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Reaching up as high as the
eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A bay brown mule
wanders here, nosing at the ground. Singollo, Lunar Guardian is here. He wields
an ethereal flail of intricate hues in each hand. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is
here, emitting a soft golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance
of Brilliance in His left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right.
Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden stands here, amidst a vortex of ethereal energy.
She wields a mystical quarterstaff of sparkling sapphire in Her right hand.
You see exits leading north and south.

3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:08.035/

Lisaera tilts Her head and listens intently.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:12.481/

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Singing
a hauntingly beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here.
Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous
branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. A sigil in the shape
of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Reaching up as high as the
eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A bay brown mule
wanders here, nosing at the ground. Singollo, Lunar Guardian is here. He wields
an ethereal flail of intricate hues in each hand. Hajamin, the Golden Lord is
here, emitting a soft golden glow that lights up the area. He wields the Lance
of Brilliance in His left hand and the Shield of Brilliance in His right.
Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden stands here, amidst a vortex of ethereal energy.
She wields a mystical quarterstaff of sparkling sapphire in Her right hand.
You see exits leading north and south.

3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:13.152/ blush

You blush furiously.
3088h, 5056m, 3334e, 0p, 14340en, 24180w ex- --/19:41:17.498/
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says, "So what did you need Us for?"




zap.gif It was at that moment I died of embarrassment, and quickly tried to throw some thoughts together as to why I'd ask for Gods. (I failed miserably, my reason was appalling, and They mocked me before leaving). I'm going to get my tongue cut off. That was daamn blush-worthy.

QUOTE
Hajamin, the Golden Lord says to Lisaera, "Silly mortals."

You blush furiously.

Lisaera nods Her head at Hajamin, showing Her acceptance.

Hajamin, the Golden Lord says to Lisaera, "But you look wonderful today."

Lord Hajamin spins the Lance of Brilliance above His head, causing a blinding
light to flood the area. When your vision returns, you realize He is no longer
standing here.

Lisaera gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

A shower of silver light swirls around the form of Lisaera, before She
disappears with a flash.


withstupid.gif Where'd they run off to? evil.gif
Unknown2005-04-30 19:06:50
evil.gif harhar1.gif evil.gif

roflmao.gif
Manjanaia2005-04-30 19:09:30
roflmao.gif Fool tongue.gif

Shoulda partied with 'em. whistling.gif
stagar2005-04-30 19:09:40
ahh Brother, did i not tell you? my purpose is life is to conspire against you and cause Lord Hajamin to torture you through my selfish desires...

and i'm having tea with the wife tommorrow, your invited smile.gif

Love the Dragons, this means YOU SOLL wizard.gif