Ackleberry Highway near Estelbar. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. This
ancient road curves from north to south on the eastern side of the basin of
civilization. The ground of the road is compacted tight under the weight of
centuries of travellers, merchants, heroes and villains trekking back and
forth. Two channels have been engraved within the road from the weight of wagon
wheels carrying their heavy cargoes. A small path leads to the town of
Estelbar, the arched roofs of the buildings peaking over the treeline of the
Ackleberry Forest. Historian Visaeris Mae'loch, Dark Scholar is here.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and northwest.
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say well, Glomdoring is ****ed. Time for plan 'B'.
You say, "Well, Glomdoring is ****ed. Time for plan 'B'."
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Visaeris frowns.
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Visaris says, "Plan B?"
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say yeah, remember, from the start of the disciples? Don't tell me you lost the ruby.
You say, "Yeah, remember, from the start of the disciples? Don't tell me you lost the ruby."
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Comprehension flashes across Visaeris' face.
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Visaeris says, "Yeah, yeah, i've got it."
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Visaeris takes the forbidden ruby from a canvas backpack.
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Visaeris proudly shows off the forbidden ruby:
This ruby is about the size of a human fist, unnaturally deep and crimson in hue, its flawlessly cut surface veined with streaks of black that throb in time with the ruby's tainted core.
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nod
You nod your head emphatically.
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say gimmie
You say, "Gimmie."
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Visaeris gives the forbidden ruby to you.
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say i hope Fain wasn't screwing around when he gave you this thing.
You say, "I hope Fain wasn't screwing around when he gave you this thing."
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Visaeris shrugs helplessly.
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use ruby
You focus your mind on the crystal's black core, and the forbidden ruby begins to pulse faster in your hands, bathing the area in an odd red and black aura.
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Spreading his arms wide, Visaeris spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
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invoke ruby
The ruby continues to brighten, its light harsh and burning.
Rumbling storm clouds begin to form around the Basin of Life, hovering over the mountains and encircling it in blackness.
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Erion shouts, "I blame Visaeris!"
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Visaeris rolls his eyes.
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The clouds begin to move inward, crimson lightning flashing within them. They soon drown out the sun. Not a single animal stirs in the whole of the Basin of Life, and a suffocating silence descends over the land. Not counting the CT channels, because all of you are obviously going nuts right now. The next one who shows up at my Fulcrux gets zapped; this isn't a new freaking divine.
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blink
You blink.
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Fain shouts, "Holy ****, the ****ers actually used the damn thing. Well, i'm fired. My prediction came true, at least. Get the nil out of my fulcrux."
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Munsia shouts, "ADJMOOG092MOOU0TYDUMOO8HMOOOHGOSGSMOOdfjh2234@#$#!@$"
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You see Visaeris shout, "Go milk yourself, idiot."
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Everyone shouts, "THAT JOKE IS OLD, DUMB****!"
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Visaeris shrugs helplessly.
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The clouds grow thickest over where the Ackleberry forest once stood, the gloomy thunderheads growing thick overhead. Bolt after bolt of sizzling energy lances downward, each accompanied by a loud CRACK, assaulting the sealed Ackleberry.
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Gregori shouts, "Ackleberry is overpowered! NERF!"
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Ackleberry Highway near Estelbar. (road).
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The sky is filled with bolts of crimson fire. This ancient road curves from north to south on the eastern side of the basin of civilization. The ground of the road is compacted tight under the weight of centuries of travellers, merchants, heroes and villains trekking back and forth. Two channels have been engraved within the road from the weight of wagon wheels carrying their heavy cargoes. A small path leads to the town of Estelbar, the arched roofs of the buildings peaking over the treeline of the Ackleberry Forest. A faint path branches off to the north. Historian Visaeris Mae'loch, Dark Scholar is here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, and northwest.
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beckon visaeris
You beckon to Visaeris.
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Visaeris begins to follow you.
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Visaeris follows you north.
Nothing.
The sky is filled with bolts of crimson fire. If you are here, something is seriously broken. Or Fain got drunk with Visaeris again.
You see a single exit leading south.
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ponder
You ponder the situation.
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TO BE CONTINUED.
(IF I FEEL LIKE IT)

Not funny.

I'm channelling my rage.

Silence.

Bring on the funny!

Not enough Erion ranting about how Magnagora is going to bring DOOM TO US ALL.

I agree

Somewhat funny.

That's classic, i want it, maybe it'll be like Glomdoring, the opposite if what it's meant to be.

Hmmm. Not quite up to Guido standards. Finish it!

I dunno. That one got a chuckle out of me.

boring :/

No offense Guido, but that was pretty lame. I expected so much more of you!

Iggy > You.

You have yet to pass up the "Truth behind the Vernal Wars" one.

I was reading through some of Guido's earlier stuff a few days ago. Some of it is priceless. Go to the back end of the The Funnies, and look at anything belonging to Guido. Pretty entertaining