Does anyone have, or have seen a really really cool stapler? Like one that sitting there on the desk, everyone's like HOLY MOTHERLESS, that's an AWESOME stapler... I need a stapler.

Yes, Raezon. Every day.

I'm entirely serious, I need to go buy one but I want an awesome one. None of these, oh look, I'm just a normal black stapler that everyone has. I was thinking about the red swingline... but it's too plasticy for my tastes.

Etanru, the point was for you to tell me what kind it was so I can go find it.

Ohhh. Okay. I think you should get this one: http://24.97.84.9/stapler/klingtit.jpg

and spraypaint it hot pink and paint smiley faces on it.

I have one of those small key chain staplers... it's blue and hot pink.

oh yeah

I have this little pink stapler that staples with colored staples! its uber cool.

There's a stapler at staples that's like a gun, it shoots staples out really fast. I love it, we have one where I work and I always randomly staple everything.

Nevermind, I'm going with this one...

STAPLER OF DOOM!

Edit: I've been ninja'd by Veo

Dang, she even posted at the same time as me.

What you want is a Sun-Star Paper StitchLock Zn. Just trust me on this. You'll be envied far and wide.

Can't you use paper clips or something?

I need to staple sheets to my consultants' cubicle walls, but I'm gonna order that Sun sticher too... that's too cool. I do think I'll be envied... where did you come up with that Rhy?

Edit: I guess I could use paper clips, but that's kind of brutal to walk around with paper clips stabbing them into the walls.

I find it better to staple papers to my co-workers' backs.

Yeah, that wouldn't get me sent to HR or anything... anyways, I got one of those Sun Stitchers ordered, thanks Rhy!

Buy a regular staple and pimpify it. Neons, patterns, paint, the works.

PIMP MY STAPLER

I love swingline staplers. I stole about a dozen of them from the Commerical Sales people.

Ninja'ed!

I vote for the red swingline stapler. Yes, you can buy the same kind as in Office Space.

And I keep forgetting most of You have, you know, lives. What kind of job do you have Raezon? I'm sittin here in my cubicle too...

Get one of those staple guns which fires staples at 100mph across a room. I loved those at school.

Get a red Swingline ALA office space
My dad has one, its totaly awsome.

Careful with those stapleguns. My brother put a staple through his hand using an airpressure powered staple gun. Not pretty. Funny, but not pretty.